Evil traitors in our government

[Tricky]

No, it's not my claim. But it is my family. My brother-in-law maintains this website where he goes WAY off the deep end. The funny thing is that aside from odd tastes in music, he's a pretty nice and normal guy, unless you start talking politics. And some of his points aren't really totally wacked. After all, Democrats and Republicans are pretty close in ideology in many ways. Both of them are trying to stay as close to the middle as possible while maintaing their lunatic fringe support.

But most of the lunatic fringe doesn't support either party, as Bubba Tricky so amply demonstrates.

(Sigh) Relatives. What can you do?

 

[Elind]

Woo!!! Duck and cover? Smile stupidly at dinner?

Sorry for your pain

 

[shemp]

Seeing the thread title, I thought the government was hiring. If so, where do I apply? I have experience as an evil henchman, a bootlicking lackey, and a deranged stooge.

 

[Rob Lister]

Clearly meant for the younger generation...those that can still distingish red letters on a black background.

Rule #1 in web development...KISS

 

[Dr Adequate]

Well why not ask them for a job?

If they New World Order will hire Bush, they must be desperate. You should 'phone 'em up and see if they want you for the next two terms.

Scene : New World Order Headquarters

You remember you said Bush would be a puppet president?

Yes.

That we'd manipulate him?

Yes.

Put words in his mouth?

Yes.

Pull his strings?

Yes ... your point is?

You might have told me you meant it literally!

 

[Elind]

Damn poets again. Can't we have segregated section for this?

 

[Ladewig]

No, it's not my claim. But it is my family. My brother-in-law maintains this website where he goes WAY off the deep end.

Have you asked him why the most powerful organization in the entire history of the world doesn't silence him?

Here we have an organization that:
-is prepared to kill 80% of the world's population as part of their strategic plan,
-has already introduced a "police state" here in the U.S.,
-has the power to shut dowen all forms of media when they start to report things that disagree with their plans,
-has manipulated state, federal, and foreign elections for the past 100 years, and
-has begun cataloguing every domestic communication.

Yet, these evil machinationists cannot or will not silence people who post things on the internet.

Oy vey!

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I've read this crap back in the 80's when kooks like this one had to pass out badly photocopied tracts on streetcorners. But I have to give special props to the author who claims that Jimmy Carter was in on all this stuff as well. I tip my tinfoil-covered hat to you, Mr. CONSPIRACY theorist.

 

[Rob Lister]

Have you asked him why the most powerful organization in the entire history of the world doesn't silence him?

Essentially they did. They sent a mind-beam into his head to make the site red letters on a black background.

 

[Dr Adequate]

Oh, look, that's easy. Instead of killing him, which would just draw attention to him, the NWO floods the Internet with "disinformation", i.e. any other conspiracy theory which disagrees with his in any particular. Hence, the TRUTH about how reptilian shapeshifting lizards are secretly controlling the Boy Scouts will get buried among all the obvious misinformation about how the Girl Guides are secretly controlled by extraterrestrial polymorph amphibians --- as if!

 

[Meffy]

Yes, there are evil traitors in the government. But fear not! They're still FAR outnumbered by the good and neutral traitors in the government. So be of good cheer.

 

[Tricky]

Have you asked him why the most powerful organization in the entire history of the world doesn't silence him?

Here we have an organization that:
-is prepared to kill 80% of the world's population as part of their strategic plan,
-has already introduced a "police state" here in the U.S.,
-has the power to shut dowen all forms of media when they start to report things that disagree with their plans,
-has manipulated state, federal, and foreign elections for the past 100 years, and
-has begun cataloguing every domestic communication.

Yet, these evil machinationists cannot or will not silence people who post things on the internet.

Oy vey!

Yeah, I know. I have a hard time keeping my mouth shut. Even harder after I have had a few beers. Once I asked him, "How is it you know all this stuff and even post it on a website, yet you're still alive?".

"I may not be for long," he replied, totally deadpan.

For Christmas last year I gave him a voice distorter to use when he was talking on the telephone. He missed the sarcasm entirely, and in fact seemed genuinely grateful.

 

[slingblade]

Well, Tricky, it just goes to show ya that it takes all kinds to make the world go ka-thump, ka-thump, ka-thump.

(hey, anything that's this lopsided and out of balance can't go round.....)

 

[shecky]

(Sigh) Relatives. What can you do?

Have you considered getting him signed up to JREF Forums? Always room for one more whack job.

 

[peptoabysmal]

Yep. Nothing screams "kook site" quite like red text on a black background.
Does his HTML editor have a spell checker?

 

[Tricky]

Have you considered getting him signed up to JREF Forums? Always room for one more whack job.

I've told him about it. I also gave him my copy of "The Mask of Nostradamus" (he's a big believer in that crap too), but so far, he's shown no interest in sanity. Too boring for him I think.

Yeah, the red-on-black is a major pain to read, especially since he uses small fonts. Maybe he thinks Bohemian Grove will be too annoyed by it to bother hunting him down.

 

[peptoabysmal]

...
Yeah, the red-on-black is a major pain to read, especially since he uses small fonts. Maybe he thinks Bohemian Grove will be too annoyed by it to bother hunting him down.

Perhaps the Illuminati are aliens who can't see red.

 

[gumboot]

Wow... crazy...

One thing I don't get:

This has been in the works for over 100 years and is close to becoming a reality...

...Meaning they create a crisis, get a reaction from the people, and then offer a solution which is to get them to give up their rights and their constitution in order to be "protected" by their goverment. On this site we will document such events throughout history...

So... 100 yrs... giving up rights.

1906, 2006... more rights or less?

Let's say it was 110 years (they say "over 100").

1896, 2006... more rights or less?

120 years?

1886, 2006... more rights or less?

1806, 2006... more rights or less?

Their plan doesn't seem to be working so well...

-Andrew

 

[Mojo]

After all, Democrats and Republicans are pretty close in ideology in many ways.

This was a target for satire at least as long ago as the early 60s. Peter Cook (I think - it may have been Michael Flanders) described the American political system as having two main parties, much as ours does: "The Republicans, who are the equivalent of our Conservative Party, and the Democrats, who are the equivalent of our Conservative Party".

The joke doesn't work so well now that Labour and the Tories are pretty much indistinguishable...

 

[Mephisto]

Yes, there are evil traitors in the government. But fear not! They're still FAR outnumbered by the good and neutral traitors in the government. So be of good cheer.

I'll see your Cheney and raise you two Murthas.

 

[senorpogo]

Wow... crazy...

One thing I don't get:



So... 100 yrs... giving up rights.

1906, 2006... more rights or less?

Let's say it was 110 years (they say "over 100").

1896, 2006... more rights or less?

120 years?

1886, 2006... more rights or less?

1806, 2006... more rights or less?

Their plan doesn't seem to be working so well...

-Andrew

Yup. Suffrage, the 19th Ammendment (1920 by the way, within "the 100 years of losing rights"), emancipation, Civil Rights... unless that's all part of their plan? To give us rights just to take them away? Sounds woo enough. Still, you'd think it would have been easier for the rich, white land owners who run the NWO to just keep it so only rich, white landowners could vote.