Everybody's life story in one post.

[dellarte]

Birth, School, Work, Death
by The Godfathers
.

 

[Mojo]

Oh my darling little baby
What will you grow up to be?
Prime Minister of England?
Or the King of Italy?
We waited 30 years or more
To see what he would be
He's now a dustman in Chiswick
Oh dearie dearie me

Spike Milligan

"Wrote the Goon Show and died." - Spike Milligan

 

[Norman Alexander]

"Who the ◊◊◊◊ was he?!" said people who I met.

 

[EHocking]

This thread reminded me of this.

 

[novaphile]

Born with nowt.

Have little more now.

 

[Myriad]

Found a peanut.
Broke it open.
It was rotten.
Ate it anyway.
Got a stomach ache.
Went to the doctor.
Operation.
Died anyway.
Went to heaven.
Met Saint Peter.
Sent me to the other place.
Met the devil.
He gave me a peanut.
(repeat)

 

[Andy_Ross]

If you're lucky.