Elton John: Jesus was gay!

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2859895/Elton-John-claims-Jesus-was-gay.html

JESUS was GAY - according to the gospel of SIR ELTON JOHN.

The singer makes his controversial claim about the Lord in a new US interview that will enrage America's bible belt.
Elton, 62, declares as he pours out his heart to a magazine: "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems."
He adds: "Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead."



Makes me look at the painting of The Last Supper in a whole new way.:duck:
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It's no less silly than any other claim made about Jesus.

And it's not all that new.
 
Jesus was gay?

Well next Elton will claim Liberace was! What nonsense!
 
This will all be explained in the next Mel Gibson movie: The Passion of the Christ 2 - Sermon on the Brokeback Mountain.
 
Well, it seems Christianity is finally defeated.
As we know from all you lot, Jesus didn't really exist, but now the former Chairman of Watford Football Club lets us in on the truth; contradicting you guys, with the lone caveat that the Nazarene was a shirtlifter.
 
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Sorry, "Sir John," but that is laughably preposterous. Let's get our facts straight: Jesus is the son of God, born from a virgin and resurrected from death.
 
plumjam said:
Well, it seems Christianity is finally defeated.
As we know from all you lot, Jesus didn't really exist, but now the former Chairman of Watford Football Club lets us in on the truth; contradicting you guys, with the lone caveat that the Nazarene was a shirtlifter.
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I believe the proper term for the time was 'robelifter'.
 
Jesus couldn't have been gay. I mean, it would have really stood out in that culture if someone made it to their thirties without getting married and having kids. And the Bible is full of accounts of his wife, right?
 
God must be rolling over in his grave yelling "NO SON OF MINE............!!!!!!!"









......you know, with all of Jesus' miracles, he never did ever throw a football.....



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This COMPLETELY explains to me why all the paintings of Jesus show him as very well groomed...That hair? To die for!
 
This is stupid not for the reasons anyone here has suggested, but because some idiot will eventually AGREE and use Jesus' crucifixion as an example of what we should DO with gay people.
 
Dorian Gray: aren't many gays being crucified these days in this (so-called) "Land of the Free, Home of the Brave", expelled from the military, ostracized, harassed, beaten up (can anyone forget what happened to Matthew Shepard?), humiliated....? Aren't the modern means of crucifixion just as horrible?

Are you sure about that 'r' in your last name?
Just kidding, of course!
 
BenBurch said:
Gives a whole new meaning to "second coming."
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The Daily Show noted about a play on Broadway that had Jesus as a gay man that it showed "The third, fourth, and fifth coming of Christ", and that it has Jesus enjoying a threesome:

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