Dover votes out IDers, God kills a preacher...

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http://www.newswithviews.com/PaulProctor/proctor82.htm

There is no real relationship to Dover here, just an apology for god in the death of a preacher. I am not sure what is more amusing/disturbing...the Xian apology for the death of a preacher, or the fact of the minister being electrocuted by a live mike while performing Baptisms in water.

In the end, maybe God was taking the preacher home because he was too stupid to live...

Very strange. A taste from the article:

"The ABPnews.com headline read: "Waco pastor Kyle Lake killed in freak baptism accident." I thought to myself: "Yeah, I guess this one just slipped by the Sovereign God of the Universe. Maybe the Lord was stuck in line at the food court waiting for an espresso when the lights flickered.

"His eye is on the sparrow" but evidently not on a prominent Emerging Church leader standing in a baptistery full of water holding an electronically charged microphone before a crowd of 800 on Sunday morning following a prayer where he petitioned the Almighty to "surprise me." Apparently the Ancient of Days only numbers the hairs of your head when you're properly grounded.

If the ABP article and its curious headline had appeared in The Associated Press rather than the Associated Baptist Press, it probably wouldn't have drawn my attention; but seeing as it was featured in a "faith-based" publication, the article's title stands out like a sore oxymoron..."
 
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We had a thread on the incident earlier. It was quite a bizarre accident.
 
I am nothing if not current (get it? It is an electricution joke...).
 
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From the article:

"I think he [Kyle] would have said, 'There are laws of nature, electrical laws, and they were violated that day and I was in a really bad place where the violation happened.'"

Uh, no physical laws were violated. The water didn't hover over the man's head while the microphone levitated into it!
 
Frankly, Rev. Lake sounds like someone who was absolutely in love with his life, the world around him and everyone in it, which is the expressed reverse of what the Bible teaches.
I'm glad we cleared that up.
 
I'm glad we cleared that up.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who read the article and caught that. It's as opportunistic as it gets; guy dies, columnist pontificates on why he deserved it and takes the opportunity to get more than a few shots in at others he doesn't like.
 
That's what he gets for baptising freaks.

Dog damn you! I was thinking the exact same thing when I read the OP... If it weren't for you, people would think I was the witty one.
 

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