Don't give flu vaccines to doubters in Evolution...

headscratcher4

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NOt my idea. But I loved this letter to the newspaper in San Luis Obispo (CA)...

A letter to the editor in the San Luis Obispo (CA) paper.
"SOME DON'T NEED VACCINE"

Recent news about the avian flu virus has raised concerns from main street to the White House. There is the possibility, even likelihood, that the virus will mutate into a form that can more easily infect humans. As the president pointed out, a vaccine cannot be made until this evolution occurs.

This raises the concern that it may be impossible to create enough vaccine fast enough to protect all our citizens.

But there is hope. Gallup polls tell us that up to 45 percent of Americans don't believe in evolution. Since random mutation is the engine of evolution, these same people must believe that the virus cannot mutate.

Therefore, there is no need to waste vaccine on folks who believe there is no possible threat to themselves -- thus leaving a sufficient supply for the rest of us. Perhaps the president, given his doubts about evolution, may wish to demonstrate his leadership by foregoing vaccination.

This approach has added benefits. Polls also tell us that disbelief in evolution is more pronounced among the less educated, the poor and conservatives. If the anti-evolutionists among these groups were to opt out of vaccination then, through immediate deaths and natural selection, we would reduce poverty, raise educational attainment, and become a more progressive society."
 
Excellent Idea!

Totally cool and the best part is that the IDers can't argue with the assertion without admitting to the likelihood of evolution. I'm thinking of drafting a similar letter for my local paper. I'll have the witchhunters stalking the streets for me in no time (I've been threatened by good Christians in my home town before for things I've written).

Thanks, HS
 
Ok, now I have to explain my guffawing on company time....

This was marvelous!
 
I may steal this word for word and send it to my local newsaper (the Washington Post)...I think everyone should send a varient on it to their local paper... :)
 
I love it too. Sad thing is, they (non-evolution believers) will likely rationalize by saying, "Oh we believe in that evolution, just not they we evolved from apes. 'Cause, hey, why are there still apes then?" And they will think they are right and we'll be back at square one in perpetuity. :(
 
I love it too. Sad thing is, they (non-evolution believers) will likely rationalize by saying, "Oh we believe in that evolution, just not they we evolved from apes. 'Cause, hey, why are there still apes then?" And they will think they are right and we'll be back at square one in perpetuity. :(

Ha! You're right about their circular logic, but we could offer them the "ape-based" version (the vaccine) or the "non-evolved human" version (a placebo) - or have Benny Hinn cure them.
 
Ha! You're right about their circular logic, but we could offer them the "ape-based" version (the vaccine) or the "non-evolved human" version (a placebo) - or have Benny Hinn cure them.

Hmmm...and intersting point. It is a wonder that Pat Robertson isn't putting together a consortium of faith healers to deal witht he flu among the faithful. Maybe flu patients should be offered a real choice...vaccine and medicines designed to ease symptoms or a quick trip to the faith healer.

Of course, if Robertson is right, the failure of god to cure you might indicate that you've abandoned god so god has abandoned you...whereeas, arguably, I suppose if you take the vaccine and never get the flu, or take Tamiflu or whatever meds are available to ease the flu symptoms and survive, it is a sign of god's favor -- even if you are a godless hedonist? Hmmm...
 

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