Dogbert does the news

[Bruce]

Dogbert the news anchor

That was beautiful. Scott Adams must never die. I want someone to get working on technology to keep Scott's brain alive and connected to a computer so he can write Dilbert comics forever.

Of course we would have to remove his brain and connect it to said machine the moment the techology is ready. We can't have him running around bumping his head into things risking brain damage.

 

[Kerberos]

Dogbert the news anchor

That was beautiful. Scott Adams must never die. I want someone to get working on technology to keep Scott's brain alive and connected to a computer so he can write Dilbert comics forever.

Of course we would have to remove his brain and connect it to said machine the moment the techology is ready. We can't have him running around bumping his head into things risking brain damage.

Of course a bit of reprogramming might be necessary, after all we can't have him suffer a breakdown because he's been confined to a box, and he could make more brilliant stripes if we removed all hobbies and interests except for making comics. [/Mad science]

 

[Regnad Kcin]

Yeah, I saw that one today.

"Buy my book or you will all die!"

Gold.