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Does God Grade on a Curve?

Drewbot

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My question to the Heaven/Hell people-

Does God grade on a curve? or on a straight scale?

In other words, on days where more evil people die, does that give less good people a better shot at getting into heaven?

Or, if you happen to die on a day when mostly very good people died, and you happen to just be pretty good, do you get screwed?
 
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I think it is done on Pokemon card swaps...or something like that.
 
Something strange has to go on at the Pearly gates. Hmmm Jeffery Dahmer repents after his particular hobby so he's in but Carl Sagan isn't.
 
Something strange has to go on at the Pearly gates. Hmmm Jeffery Dahmer repents after his particular hobby so he's in but Carl Sagan isn't.

It's a bit scary, but some Christians would see nothing wrong with that state of affairs.
 
And do guys like Pol Pot, Idi Amin and Mohammad Reza Shah Pahlavi wreck the curve for others who die on the same day?
 
In this scenario, would the maybe's get in on the days when the yes answer totals are lower?
 
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And do guys like Pol Pot, Idi Amin and Mohammad Reza Shah Pahlavi wreck the curve for others who die on the same day?

Right! is it based on a total quantified level of evil going to hell on that day?

If total evil quota allowed to go to hell is, say 1000 points/day

and, On a scale of 1-10,
Saddam Hussein is a 10
then that means that day, only 198 fives would go to hell, but normally 200 fives would go to hell.

Chemistry 101 at Mich. Tech. University. The average was like a 95% on one of the quizzes, and an 85% got you an F. Next quiz, average of 45%, so an 85% was an A. If Heaven operates like that, then I hope I get judged on the days, when the average is like 40%
 
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