Demand Koran replace U.S.S. Constitution!

[shemp]

But will it float?

 

[hgc]

But will it float?

If it floats, it's a witch.

 

[Thomas]

If it floats, it's a witch.

We shall use my largest scales.

 

[shemp]

I also can't imagine it would be much of a tourist attraction, a Koran floating at the docks in Charlestown. And schoolchildren won't be able to board it! Won't somebody think of the children???

 

[Ryokan]

And schoolchildren won't be able to board it!

Well, that would depend on size and shape, wouldn't it?

 

[hgc]

Brings to mind: Are there any Koran picture books? Do they ever depict the prophet, or anyone else?

 

[Thomas]

Brings to mind: Are there any Koran picture books? Do they ever depict the prophet, or anyone else?

I guess you've heard of the Muhammed Cartoon drama here in Denmark, it began because a Danish guy was making such a picture book, but said that he didn't dare draw Muhammed. On that background the news paper Jyllands Posten launched a number of Muhammed cartoons as a response to this.

You can actually find several drawings of Muhammed by google image search (besides the cartoons), so I guess such a book is somewhere out there, just not by a Danish publisher.

 

[HarryKeogh]

Brings to mind: Are there any Koran picture books? Do they ever depict the prophet, or anyone else?

I've seen pictures of Mohammed. Did you know he wore a bomb in his turban?

 

[Regnad Kcin]

But what about this U.S.S. Constitution?