Deliver us from evil: Exorcisms in demand

What the hell is going on in NZ?!

It's just barely three years since |I left and the whole country seems to have turned woo. :confused: Is it just me or are these incidents really becoming more common?
 
Wait, you mean its not normal that I slither around my house like a snake and try and eat my cat. Damn, I guess im posessed!
 
You know what this means kiddies. Chew your food at the table, don't swallow it whole, or you'll look like a snake and Mom will call the priest!
 
I enjoy my total demonic possession. Since demons possessed me there are no mice in our house, and those damn kids never walk on our lawn anymore either.

You should hear the way they scream when I go outside, so much youthful energy! The little girls usually scream louder.
 
Reminds of me a recent episode of CSI? What do you do you're a hyper-religous parent and your 12-year-old daughter is beginning to realize her sexuality?

CALL AN EXORCIST!!!
 
He wants people to know that the tragic death of Janet Moses in a bizarre attempt to lift a Maori curse called a makutu has no relationship with exorcisms practised in the Christian Church.
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Our exorcisms are better than yours :medusa:
 
Slither around? Noes, the Orthodox church has even more lax standards to declare possession: a propensity for wearing black and sinister laughter.

Cured by prayer, vegetarian diet and some wardrobe consulting. Paid in cash at the church office.
 
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