Dawn of the Dead

[Mephisto]

I wonder how many people know that the Bible says that Jesus's death triggered a plague of zombies?

The tombs of these zombies apparently broke open so they could walk around (supposedly many people saw them). It's true! It's in the Bible!

Matthew 27:52 - 53

 

[geni]

A fair number since it is covered in one of the catholic easter services.

 

[Yahweh]

Sweet zombie Jesus!

 

[JP1283]

And when the Rapture happens, "the dead in Christ shall rise." So if you see dead people start walking around, watch out. The End is nigh.

 

[c4ts]

And when the Rapture happens, "the dead in Christ shall rise." So if you see dead people start walking around, watch out. The End is nigh.

Now where's the obligatory woo woo to point out that we're already seeing it?

 

[Bandersnatch]

*cough*

Dr Ray Stantz: Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.
Winston Zeddemore: Myth? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is because the dead *have* been rising from the grave?
[long pause]
Dr Ray Stantz: [Turns on radio] How 'bout a little music?