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Dark Arts: The Real Reason Your Computer Keeps Crashing

zakur

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Dark Arts: The Real Reason Your Computer Keeps Crashing

Advice for the cybersavvy coven, as published in the spring 2003 edition of New Witch magazine.

» Because the physical hard drive is a conduit for a unique type of energy, it is possible for nature spirits (called vaettir) to take up residence within it.

» Do not curse, yell, smack or otherwise vent your anger on your computer. Most vaettir are extremely sensitive to emotions.

» [Cleanse your computer] by sound. Either clap your hands around the computer or use a rattle. A handful of coins in an old coffee can works just as well—the object is to break up stagnant energy.

» TURN THE COMPUTER OFF COMPLETELY WHEN YOU ARE WORKING MAGIC. I cannot emphasize this enough. I've had friends who have had their computers completely crash due to simple energy overload when they inadvertently left them on while doing spellwork.
 
The funny part is the last bit "turn the computer off". Sounds like Dell's patented "reboot and see if that fixed it" tech support solution.
 

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