Crummy Church Signs

[headscratcher4]

http://crummychurchsigns.blogspot.com/

"Cars aren't the only thing recalled by their maker!"

Deep.

 

[fuelair]

"My dad made the Universe and all I got was this f....... cross!"

 

[Skeptical Greg]

Someone should approach our clever sign maker with this observation:


Cars are recalled because of manufacturing defects..

 

[headscratcher4]

Someone should approach our clever sign maker with this observation:


Cars are recalled because of manufacturing defects..

I think by interjecting logic into your analysis you over-estimate the intelligence and mental capacities of that sign's author.

 

[Tricky]

I saw this one in England. Yeah, I know what it means, but it still cracks me up. What sort of games do dead, slow children play?

 

[SimonD]

"My dad made the Universe and all I got was this f....... cross!"

Absoulte classic

 

[headscratcher4]

I saw this one in England. Yeah, I know what it means, but it still cracks me up. What sort of games do dead, slow children play?

Brilliant

 

[Beerina]

Someone should approach our clever sign maker with this observation:


Cars are recalled because of manufacturing defects..

"Car makers held liable for deaths caused by sloppy engineering."

"'We intended it that way' not accepted by courts for deadly engineering gaffs."

"'There's another, deeper purpose you cannot understand' rejected by courts for clog-prone arteries."