H3LL
Illuminator
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Counterfeit god
As it’s so hard to know a counterfeit god I have developed a device to detect them.
Enter any room which you suspect there may be a counterfeit god present and use the device.
Activate the god detector by moving the ergonomically designed switch. If the White Light of Truth shows on the front of the device, you have found a counterfeit god.
The device can be used to scan large areas and is accurate up to 100 meters. Any counterfeit god will immediately activate the White Light of Truth.
Following 100% success in triple blind trials, I have developed similar devices to detect counterfeit clairvoyants, counterfeit astrologers and counterfeit faith-healers. Other models in development
To purchase Just PM me and I will send one to you following payment. All major credit cards accepted.
WHITE LIGHT OF TRUTH - $179.99
CLAIRVOYANT CLEARER - $169.99
ASTROLOGER ANALYSER - $164.99
FAITH-HEALER FRAUD-FATHOMER - $164.99
Excusive to these forums, here is a picture of our famous White Light of Truth. (Designs may vary).
<IMG http://www.btinternet.com/~fireballxl5/home/general/pics/torch.jpg width='100' IMG>
Testimonials:
Rabi Goldberg.
“Claims that Jesus was lurking in our synagogue were quickly dispelled with this fantastic device.â€
Mr. Winkle Goat-Strangler
“My daughter claimed that she had Buddha in her bedroom. The White Light of Truth showed her that she was misled. Thanks H3LL.â€
Mrs. Gail Ibble
“My clairvoyant medium, of several years acquaintance was shown to be counterfeit by this wonder device. It has saved me thousands.â€
Dr. T Eddison
“Our studies have proven beyond any doubt that when the White Light of Truth indicated counterfeit deities. NO evidence of any deity, major or minor could be discovered in the scanned area. A scientific breakthrough.â€
Prof. Garok Varok Rocksenrock
“We suspect a quantum breakthrough in scientific understanding. This amazing device has functioned 100% in every one of our intensive tests.â€
As it’s so hard to know a counterfeit god I have developed a device to detect them.
Enter any room which you suspect there may be a counterfeit god present and use the device.
Activate the god detector by moving the ergonomically designed switch. If the White Light of Truth shows on the front of the device, you have found a counterfeit god.
The device can be used to scan large areas and is accurate up to 100 meters. Any counterfeit god will immediately activate the White Light of Truth.
Following 100% success in triple blind trials, I have developed similar devices to detect counterfeit clairvoyants, counterfeit astrologers and counterfeit faith-healers. Other models in development
To purchase Just PM me and I will send one to you following payment. All major credit cards accepted.
WHITE LIGHT OF TRUTH - $179.99
CLAIRVOYANT CLEARER - $169.99
ASTROLOGER ANALYSER - $164.99
FAITH-HEALER FRAUD-FATHOMER - $164.99
Excusive to these forums, here is a picture of our famous White Light of Truth. (Designs may vary).
<IMG http://www.btinternet.com/~fireballxl5/home/general/pics/torch.jpg width='100' IMG>
Testimonials:
Rabi Goldberg.
“Claims that Jesus was lurking in our synagogue were quickly dispelled with this fantastic device.â€
Mr. Winkle Goat-Strangler
“My daughter claimed that she had Buddha in her bedroom. The White Light of Truth showed her that she was misled. Thanks H3LL.â€
Mrs. Gail Ibble
“My clairvoyant medium, of several years acquaintance was shown to be counterfeit by this wonder device. It has saved me thousands.â€
Dr. T Eddison
“Our studies have proven beyond any doubt that when the White Light of Truth indicated counterfeit deities. NO evidence of any deity, major or minor could be discovered in the scanned area. A scientific breakthrough.â€
Prof. Garok Varok Rocksenrock
“We suspect a quantum breakthrough in scientific understanding. This amazing device has functioned 100% in every one of our intensive tests.â€
