luchog
Neo-Post-Retro-Revivalist
Just encountered this one at work: DrNatura.com Inc.
It claims that it can cure nearly all minor digestive system disorders, as well as assist weight loss, cure acne, improve skin/hair, and other miraculous things; simply by cleaning out the colon using their patented, and rather pricey, herbal concoction. Because "Death Begins in the Colon"
The ingredients are pretty much your standard natural herbal digestive tonics, antacids, vermifuges, and laxatives. All reasonably effective stuff; but obtainable far more cheaply in various combinations, through your local co-op or natural/health foods store.
But it goes on to claim that everyone has massive amounts of parasites, undigested food, etc. in their colon; and by getting rid of it using their special herbal medicine, so many unrelated things will be improved practically overnight.
Oh, and get this testimonial comment from the front page: "We are having awesome adventures in the bathroom". I don't know about you, but I can't see taking an herbal vermifuge/laxative as being an "awesome adventure in the bathroom". But hey, I guess some people find that sort of thing kinky. To me, that would require at least a fifth of Mezcal, two or three Thai hookers, and some sandlewood and dragon's blood scented bath bombs.
It claims that it can cure nearly all minor digestive system disorders, as well as assist weight loss, cure acne, improve skin/hair, and other miraculous things; simply by cleaning out the colon using their patented, and rather pricey, herbal concoction. Because "Death Begins in the Colon"
The ingredients are pretty much your standard natural herbal digestive tonics, antacids, vermifuges, and laxatives. All reasonably effective stuff; but obtainable far more cheaply in various combinations, through your local co-op or natural/health foods store.
But it goes on to claim that everyone has massive amounts of parasites, undigested food, etc. in their colon; and by getting rid of it using their special herbal medicine, so many unrelated things will be improved practically overnight.
Oh, and get this testimonial comment from the front page: "We are having awesome adventures in the bathroom". I don't know about you, but I can't see taking an herbal vermifuge/laxative as being an "awesome adventure in the bathroom". But hey, I guess some people find that sort of thing kinky. To me, that would require at least a fifth of Mezcal, two or three Thai hookers, and some sandlewood and dragon's blood scented bath bombs.
