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CIA assasination: Kim Jong Nam

Seems more likely Kim Jung Un had it done to remove a possible pretender to the throne. In fact, I heard that his private nickname for his brother was "Pretender".

The assassin, of course, was deep under cover for years. He was triggered into action by Kelly Ann Conway via Sunday talk show key words, at the direction of Trump. As we all know, Trump is Kim Jong Il's illegitimate half brother and has himself bristled all his life at secretly being known as "Pretender". Now he's making his move!
 
The Great Zaganza said:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...24f8c6-f2af-11e6-8d72-263470bf0401_story.html

Today, Kim Jong Un's half-brother Kim Jong Nam was assassinated in an airport in Malaysia.

I'll get the conspiracy started before it gets tainted by evidence or facts:

Trump ordered the CIA to kill him in retaliation of the Missile test that interrupted his Mar-a-Lago evening.

We all agree, right?
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No - pretty clear his brother had him killed. Would not mind a bombing or three directly on North Korea.
 
Or a suicide death torture squad to skin the little tird alive.
Slowly. Broken by layering in salt and bathing in alcohol or cinnamon oil. Or a mixture of the latter two. (The mixing of the two is as effective as the skinning and then applying either but the skinning is forever and the other is only till he faints for awhile. If he can, of course!!!
 
fuelair said:
No - pretty clear his brother had him killed. Would not mind a bombing or three directly on North Korea.
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Not for the killing, just to put the unfortunate poor there out of their misery while putting the leaders out of ours.
 
The Great Zaganza said:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...24f8c6-f2af-11e6-8d72-263470bf0401_story.html

Today, Kim Jong Un's half-brother Kim Jong Nam was assassinated in an airport in Malaysia.

I'll get the conspiracy started before it gets tainted by evidence or facts:

Trump ordered the CIA to kill him in retaliation of the Missile test that interrupted his Mar-a-Lago evening.

We all agree, right?
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Enh. Conspiracy theories are fun and all, but... Nah. We'd have to assume that the CIA had an asset in place, that Trump would think to ask about it, and that the CIA would actually let him use it.

My theory is that it's the NK military junta, heading off a potential power struggle by decapitating a dissenting faction within the government before it has time to mature.
 
fuelair said:
Or a suicide death torture squad to skin the little tird alive.
Slowly. Broken by layering in salt and bathing in alcohol or cinnamon oil. Or a mixture of the latter two. (The mixing of the two is as effective as the skinning and then applying either but the skinning is forever and the other is only till he faints for awhile. If he can, of course!!!
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One lesson I have learned is do not get affectionate with your sweetie when she has been chopping chillies.
 
Although the obvious suspect in this case is his wonderful baby brother, or others in the North Korean pwoer structure. given that Kim Jong Nam spent a lot of time in Macau and had a reputation as a "playboy", I can't completely discount the notion that the motive was something much more mundane. Did Kim Jong Nam have some unpaid gambling debts? Or was he fooling around with the wrong guy's wife or daughter? We may never know. The CIA seems to me to be very low on the list of suspects in this particular murder.
 
Supposedly, China is pretty upset about the hit: I guess Kim Jong Nam was some form of insurance, a possible replacement should Kim Jong Un step too far out of line.
It's quite likely that the little dear leader was burning that particular bridge for its protector nation.
 
The guy was under the protection of the Chinese, so he would be hands-off for the CIA lest they Chinese reciprocate (which they would). His brother had him killed, the female assassin was a nice touch too.
 
Craig4 said:
Ah, so Lunch Box wanted everyone to know he had his brother killed.
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You have to wonder why poisoning him at his hotel room or just shooting him, or an arranged traffic accident or a nice big bomb wasn't in the cards.

Overly complicated plans like this seem a bit melodramatic.
 
Hans said:
You have to wonder why poisoning him at his hotel room or just shooting him, or an arranged traffic accident or a nice big bomb wasn't in the cards.

Overly complicated plans like this seem a bit melodramatic.
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Melodrama is one of North Korea's main exports.
 
Hans said:
You have to wonder why poisoning him at his hotel room or just shooting him, or an arranged traffic accident or a nice big bomb wasn't in the cards.

Overly complicated plans like this seem a bit melodramatic.
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He thinks James Bond movies are instructional videos.
 
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