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Church signs

Suddenly

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In my neck of the woods many xian churches engage in the practice of placing "clever" sayings on a sign near the road. Things like:

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What's missing? UR

This morning I believe I saw the most vapid form of this practice. The sign read:

Who's yer daddy?
God or Satan?

Anyone have a worse example?
 
Suddenly said:
In my neck of the woods many xian churches engage in the practice of placing "clever" sayings on a sign near the road. Things like:

CH CH
CH CH

What's missing? UR
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Round the corner from me we have a little church and it's opposite quite a nice little restaurant. On the wall of the church is a sign that says, "come in and taste the holy spirit and see that God is good." Not funny, just lame.

Off topic - we go shopping on Sunday mornings and have to drive past all the church-goers cars, which are nearly all beaten up, 20 year old wrecks with the rust held together by fish-shaped bumper stickers. When we come back from shopping the restaurant crowd has moved in and they drive Porsches, Ferraris, Jaguars and there was even a chaffeur driven Bentley last week. Make of that what you will.
 
Got a few

I'm in the Ohio area - today I saw:

"What would Jesus say to LeBron James?"

the day before it was:

"What would Jesus say to Simon Cowell?"

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A church run out of a trailer in my home town in Wisconsin has this up every Easter:

"3 Nails + 1 Cross = 4 giveness"
 
I've always been partial this one:
What would <s>Jesus</s> Yeshua Do? He'd use his real name.
 
I still take pleasure in stealing "Jesus Saves" signs and putting them in from of Commerce Bank buildings.
 
"Watch your step to Hell, because its a long fall..."

It sounds like something you'd read from a church sign... nope, I heard that from an ICP song (theres nothing wrong with my taste in music)...
 
I passed a sign on the lawn of a local church announcing a fun activity for the kids:

CLOWN WORKSHOP FOR KIDS 2PM SUNDAY


Passed the same sign later that day:

CLOWN WORSHIP 2PM SUNDAY

I wonder if their sacraments include a cream pie and seltzer bottle?
 
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