Church Signs

[Johnny Pneumatic]

"There's power in the blood"

reply: What's the voltage and amps?

"There's still power in the blood"

reply: Wow! How long will my drill take to run it down?


"Sin is real"


reply: So are unicorns


"Theology is not as needed as kneeology"


reply: You must be down on them 24 hours a day with all the problems Christianity's "logic" has.

 

[bluess]

My favorite church sign, on a brick and glass structure which had obviously been run into by a large vehicle:

OUCH!

 

[Starrman]

One that comes up every year around Easter near my home town:

1 Cross
+
3 Nails
=
4 giveness

Or a really sh%tty way to spend Easter.

- The last part I added myself.