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Christopher Bollyn, Fugitive from Justice

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Well, his sentencing date came and the crusading reporter for Truth was nowhere to be found:

A judge issued a warrant today for the arrest of Christopher Lee Bollyn, the one-time Hoffman Estates mayoral candidate convicted by a jury in June of resisting arrest and aggravated assault.

Bollyn, 50, was scheduled to be sentenced this morning, but never showed in court.

Cook County Judge Hyman Riebman issued the no-bond warrant about an hour after the scheduled court time.

“I’m not certain of the exact reason” he failed to appear, Bollyn’s lawyer, Paul Moreschi, said afterward. “I really just don’t know.”

Personally, I suspect the Mossad. Cui bono?
 
Can news of the establishment of the "Free Christian Republic of Bollynia" be far off?
 
Wasn't he aiming for political asylum in Norway? (no, really!)

/S

That's what he wrote.

"I intend to seek asylum in Norway or Switzerland. I can read the writing on the wall.

"http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?read=91920
 
That's what he wrote.

"I intend to seek asylum in Norway or Switzerland. I can read the writing on the wall.

"http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?read=91920

There ya'go. He be in a small "hytte", just outside of Tromsø , going on "tur" each day, wearing nothing but his "lusekofte".

:D

/S
 
With the comments he had made about fleeing to Norway, I wonder why the hell they let him out on bail?
 
With the comments he had made about fleeing to Norway, I wonder why the hell they let him out on bail?

Probably because they know that, living in Norway, he's likely to some day eat lutefisk, and there's not much worse the US legal system could do to him.


Lutefisk is instead pretty much what you'd expect of jellied cod; it is a foul and odiferous goo, whose gelatinous texture and rancid oily taste are locked in spirited competition to see which can be the more responsible for rendering the whole completely inedble.

How to describe that first bite? Its a bit like describing passing a kidneystone to the uninitiated. If you are talking to someone else who has lived through the experience, a nod will suffice to acknowledge your shared pain, but to explain it to the person who has not been there, mere words seem inadequate to the task. So it is with lutefisk. One could bandy about the time honored phrases like "nauseating sordid gunk", "unimaginably horrific", "lasting psychological damage", but these seem hollow when applied to the task at hand. I will have to resort to a recipe for a kind of metaphorical lutefisk, to describe the experience. Take marshmallows made without sugar, blend them together with overcooked Japanese noodles, and then bathe the whole liberally in acetone. Let it marinate in cod liver oil for several days at room temprature. When it has achieved the appropriate consistency (though the word "appropriate" is somewhat problematic here), heat it to just above lukewarm, sprinkle in thousands of tiny, sharp, invisible fish bones, and serve.
 
That's what he wrote.

"I intend to seek asylum in Norway or Switzerland. I can read the writing on the wall.

"http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?read=91920


I guarantee he will never get asylum in Switzerland. But I know a few good asylums in Switzerland that would take him.
 
I guess if the northwoods documents proves the government engineered 9/11, then this guys previous theft and assault arrests prove he assaulted the police?
 

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