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Christmas Conspiracy: Was The Grinch Part of a False Flag Operation?

T.A.M.

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So think about it...

The Grinch, a character whom we have since grown to hate, was placed in our minds as the perpetrator of an event (Stealing Christmas) that forced us to fear the loss of our most prized holiday. This in the end made us appreciate it all the more.

Does this not sound like the act of Santa Claus, creating the Grinch Legend as an act of False Flag Terrorism? Who had the motive? Who had the most to gain....yup, good old St. Nick.

TAM:)
 
T.A.M. said:
...Who had the most to gain....
TAM:)
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I believe it was Theodor Geisel. You will find he is the mastermind behind it all. You will recall, he also released the environmental propaganda piece, "The Lorax". That book is featured on the inside layout of Rage Against the Machine's "Evil Empire LP".

Coincidence? I think not! Follow the money!
 
I still blame Santa, via the "Grinch Legend" for the comercialization of Christmas. As for the rest, ask Bill O'Reilly.

TAM;)
 
Nah, you're thinking this wrong -- it's the children who get the presents. So the children have the most to gain from increased Christmas awareness.

You see, this one is a vaaaaaast conspiracy. Quite possibly the toy manufacturers are in on it, too. And the Santa myth is just disinfo to make it appear as though the children didn't know where the presents actually come from. Think outside the box, man!
 
The Grinch came down those chimneys FASTER than free fall speed. This is an obvious sign of preset explosives.
 
[Boris Karloff voice]You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch! [/Boris Karloff]
I'm pretty sure that Cindy Lou Who was in on it! I'd swear I heard her say "Pull it" at the dinner table.:p
 
Well, obviously the whole story is just a badly-constructed propaganda piece. I mean, we're expected to believe that the Grinch, who allegedly "hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season", none the less was sufficiently well versed in Christmas lore that he could whip up a Santa Claus disguise, reindeer and all, in less than a day? Yeah, right, tell me another one!
 
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Well, obviously the whole story is just a badly-constructed propaganda piece. I mean, we're expected to believe that the Grinch, who allegedly "hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season", none the less was sufficiently well versed in Christmas lore that he could whip up a Santa Claus disguise, reindeer and all, in less than a day? Yeah, right, tell me another one!
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Yeah, and one little dog pulling a sleigh? Also there is one who (No pun intended) believes the who's existed, he even said he heard them. I think his name was Horton.
 
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Green eggs and ham?? Possible code speak? And Sam I Am? Could he really be the CIA's covert operative...Sam Akmed Abdul Muhameed bin el I Am?:eek:
 
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