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Christian party games

juryjone

Refusing to be confused by facts
juryjone
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OK, so my daughter goes to a private school - a christian one, 'cause it's less expensive and my wife still believes in some of that stuff (just not the intolerant stuff). And my wife is "room mom" for the class and is supposed to set up the xmas party this Friday. So the teacher askes her to get a birthday cake for Jesus, and that's cool, I guess, because he can already get all the hookers he wants, so cake is an OK alternative.

So then my wife has to come up with some games to play at the party. I suggested "halo toss", where a soda bottle is done up like the baby Jesus and you toss yellow rings over its head. My wife laughed, but I don't think she's going to take my suggestion.

Any other good ideas for 4th-grade christian holiday games?
 
juryjone said:
OK, so my daughter goes to a private school - a christian one, 'cause it's less expensive and my wife still believes in some of that stuff (just not the intolerant stuff). And my wife is "room mom" for the class and is supposed to set up the xmas party this Friday. So the teacher askes her to get a birthday cake for Jesus, and that's cool, I guess, because he can already get all the hookers he wants, so cake is an OK alternative.

So then my wife has to come up with some games to play at the party. I suggested "halo toss", where a soda bottle is done up like the baby Jesus and you toss yellow rings over its head. My wife laughed, but I don't think she's going to take my suggestion.

Any other good ideas for 4th-grade christian holiday games?
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How about "jump to conclusions" or "dodge the evidence".

Sorry
 
Flagellate christum! (in a purely historical, not kinky context of course)

Configete Leonem ad vitimis!

Onerate Hebraeos!
 
neutrino_cannon said:
Flagellate christum! (in a purely historical, not kinky context of course)

Configete Leonem ad vitimis!

Onerate Hebraeos!
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I took Latin for a while but forgot it all. Care to help me out?
 
What about 'cast out the demon' or 'let's play faith-healer' (I feel a healing coming on!) or who can make the best animal noises a la the Toronto blessing?

I think I could be really good at those (must get my own church someday)
 
Or there's that funny, funny game where you pretend you've disproved evolution.

It's called "Bland Minds Bluff".
 
What about, "Herod's Directive", where you kill all the babies you can while trying not to kill Jesus?

Or am I mixing the Christmas story with Moses' story? I get so confused...

"Manger Mix-up", where you have to find Jesus and not Brian? (Monty-Python fans rejoice!)

Of course, "Kick the Baby" is good for any party - just change it to 'Baby Jesus'.
 
KingMerv00 said:
I took Latin for a while but forgot it all. Care to help me out?
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Of course good fellow. Those would be Flog the Christ, pin the lion on the victim and oppress the Jews respectively.
 
Diogenes said:
How about " Pin Jesus on the Cross " ?

Never mind.. I guess that would be for the Easter party.
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Yeah, I'd thought of another game that was geared more toward Easter. "Tiddly Wafers", where the body of Christ is impelled into the penitent's mouth with a flat plastic disk. But NOOOO....

Kids today can't have fun at all.
 
- Guys, guys, you're missing out on the big one: circumcisions all around!

- Wow, there are like, three puns in there. I'm good.
 
Actually, you've all missed the most popular Christian party game of them all; Blame the Jews (tm). It's good clean family fun for all ages.

"Who killed our saviour? I didn't do it. Did jew?"
 
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