Christ punishes sledders

[zenith-nadir]

A little-known commandment is "Thou shalt not make unto thee sleds built out of cardboard boxes and use hills which prohibited sledding"

Dozens of kids hurt in New Year's sledding accident

MINOT, North Dakota (AP) -- Thirty-six children were injured in a sledding accident during an all-night New Year's Eve party hosted by a religious organization.

Police Sgt. Winston Black said more than 100 children ages 12 to 19 attending a Youth for Christ event gathered at a high school around 4 a.m. to slide down a hill using sleds built out of cardboard boxes.

A sign posted on the hill prohibited sledding.

The children and Youth for Christ staff piled eight to 12 passengers on the sleds, then went down the hill in quick succession, Black said. "The sleds struck rocks, a light pole and each other," he said.

 

[NoZed Avenger]

Mods, please change the title of this thread:

"Christ punishes illiterates"


Thank you.

 

[KelvinG]

Hey, cut em some slack. It was New Year's Eve. They were probably all drunk.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Hey, cut em some slack. It was New Year's Eve. They were probably all drunk.

And fornicating.

 

[KelvinG]

And fornicating.

On sleds no less...very kinky.

 

[Some Friggin Guy]

And fornicating.

Drunk and fornicating on sleds?

And they think gay marriage leads down a slippery slope.

Sorry. I couldn't help it. Feel free to kill me for that one.

 

[zenith-nadir]

And fornicating.

Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Youth-for-Christ counselors Amy-Jo and Billy Ray of Minot, North Dakota...