No, I'm not talking about the odd chopstick-fight, which has been known to happen in my family.
BBC: Why chopsticks can be harmful
Wait a second....if Japanese youngsters can develop stronger thumbs in just a few years from sending messages via their cell phones, how come we haven't seen a similar evolutionary trait in the millions of Chinese...??
Very peculiar....very peculiar...somebody channel Stephen Jay Gould for an explanation, please...
BBC: Why chopsticks can be harmful
Research carried out in Beijing suggests that the repetitive movement of pinching the chopsticks together to pick up food can cause joint problems in the fingers and hand.
More than 2,500 Beijing residents aged 60, who ate using chopsticks, were assessed for signs of bone damage in their hands by the Boston University School of Medicine.
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They concluded that further study was needed - but noted that the effect was unlikely to deter people from continuing a practice which goes back thousands of years.
Wait a second....if Japanese youngsters can develop stronger thumbs in just a few years from sending messages via their cell phones, how come we haven't seen a similar evolutionary trait in the millions of Chinese...??
Very peculiar....very peculiar...somebody channel Stephen Jay Gould for an explanation, please...

(This is what he looked like after he ate them.)