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Childhoods End: 2003

Ed

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Aliens land on Earth. They want to do good stuff for humanity. They won't identify themselves and have no National ID card.

John Ashcroft has them all arrested and interned in Guantanamo. Their craft are impounded and sold via ebay.

The End

Movie Version

Alien- Keanu Reeves
John Ashcroft- Carrotop
Head of Ebay- Laurence Fishburn
 
Ed said:
Aliens land on Earth. They want to do good stuff for humanity. They won't identify themselves and have no National ID card.

John Ashcroft has them all arrested and interned in Guantanamo. Their craft are impounded and sold via ebay.

The End

Movie Version

Alien- Keanu Reeves
John Ashcroft- Carrotop
Head of Ebay- Laurence Fishburn
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OK. I get the picture now. I suffer for years to perfect my art and lay the result out for you all.

You ignore me. In fact, my efforts from the past decade, that I posted here, were treated with contempt, derision, and slight regard.

Well, you will not have me to kick around you scum sucking Philistines. Go on, talk about "important" things. OOOOOoooh who has the best voice, Ooooooh did anyone get the new Backstreet Boys CD?, What scary movie did YOU see?

That's it. No more for you. I was about to post, for the first time, my conflated version of the assults on Moscow by Hitler and Napolean, I called it War and Peace and War and Peace, but you can eat me.

I am sulking. I am really, really sulking.

Leave me alone, I'll be fine.

Bastards.
 
I'm wondering who would play Keanu Reeves when his life story is put onto the big screen. An Alien?
 
Suezoled said:
I'm wondering who would play Keanu Reeves when his life story is put onto the big screen. An Alien?
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He could still play himself. Who'd notice.
 
Bluegill said:


It might be more cost effective if the made one out of polystyrene and wood.
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I don't think we have the technology to make it look lifeless enough.

btw, Ed... didn't the Aliens in the book look like the devil? :D
 
Aoidoi said:
I don't think we have the technology to make it look lifeless enough.

btw, Ed... didn't the Aliens in the book look like the devil? :D
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Yes. They never get to land so we save $ on SF/X
 
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