Well there is a funny conservative comedian: Dick Cheney!
Some of the jokes from the Gridiron dinner. Of course they were written for him, but I give him credit for poking fun at himself.
"Here's an unsigned question. "Mr. Vice President, don't you think it's time to step down and let someone else add new energy and vitality to the ticket?"
No . . . I don't. And Rudy [Guiliani], you need to do a better job disguising your handwriting.
Oh . . . and Rudy has a follow up. "How can you be so sure you'll be on the ticket?"
Because the CIA told me so! . . ."
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"Dave Broder: "How would you accurately describe
your role in this administration? Be honest."
I would say that I am a dark, insidious force pushing Bush toward war and confrontation. . . ."
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Terry Hunt of AP wants to know, "Has Senator Kerry had Botox treatments?"
Terry, I have some guidance on that from Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz:
"The Administration takes this development seriously. Botox, of course, is related to the botulism toxin, which can be processed into high-grade biological weapons. We have dispatched Dr. David Kay . . . to search for the bio-warfare agents we believe hidden in Senator Kerry's forehead. If Senator Kerry has used botox as part of a wrinkle enrichment program, he is in violation of U.N. Resolution 752. Upon receiving Dr. Kay's report, the weapons of mass destruction that Senator Kerry so adamantly insists do not exist . . . may well be above his very nose." End of statement.
Susan Page of USA Today asks, "What do you think of Senator John Edwards?"
I think he's cute as a button. . . ."
_http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/003/834llyrg.asp
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Funny stuff, maybe he can lend Miller his writers.
Some of the jokes from the Gridiron dinner. Of course they were written for him, but I give him credit for poking fun at himself.
"Here's an unsigned question. "Mr. Vice President, don't you think it's time to step down and let someone else add new energy and vitality to the ticket?"
No . . . I don't. And Rudy [Guiliani], you need to do a better job disguising your handwriting.
Oh . . . and Rudy has a follow up. "How can you be so sure you'll be on the ticket?"
Because the CIA told me so! . . ."
_________
"Dave Broder: "How would you accurately describe
your role in this administration? Be honest."
I would say that I am a dark, insidious force pushing Bush toward war and confrontation. . . ."
____________
Terry Hunt of AP wants to know, "Has Senator Kerry had Botox treatments?"
Terry, I have some guidance on that from Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz:
"The Administration takes this development seriously. Botox, of course, is related to the botulism toxin, which can be processed into high-grade biological weapons. We have dispatched Dr. David Kay . . . to search for the bio-warfare agents we believe hidden in Senator Kerry's forehead. If Senator Kerry has used botox as part of a wrinkle enrichment program, he is in violation of U.N. Resolution 752. Upon receiving Dr. Kay's report, the weapons of mass destruction that Senator Kerry so adamantly insists do not exist . . . may well be above his very nose." End of statement.
Susan Page of USA Today asks, "What do you think of Senator John Edwards?"
I think he's cute as a button. . . ."
_http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/003/834llyrg.asp
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Funny stuff, maybe he can lend Miller his writers.