Charlie Sheen - Nitwit Extraordinaire

Nyarlathotep

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As anyone with even a passing familiarity with my political views probably knows, I am no fan of the government or of politicians. That being said, I cannot stand the idiots who try to proclaim that 9/11 was the result of some US government conspiracy. I cannot stand them because it smacks of trying to exploit a terrible tragedy for political ends. I also cannot stand them because I have yet to see a 9/11 conspiracy theory that made any sense, they ALWAYS come with gaping logical holes. Further, though I am happy to deride the morals and competance of our leaders; it is one thing to accuse someone of being venal and inept, it is another thing entirely to accuse someone of being a mass murderer and I am not going to do it without some damn solid proof. In short, 9/11 conspiracy theorists are nitwits.

Into this ring steps Charlie Sheen. The story has gotten little media attention. I heard it on some Entertainment Tonight clone last night, Alas when I went to find an internet version of the story so I could link to it, I could find only heavily left or right biased versions of the story, and picked the one that was friendly to his claims so as to show that this wasn't just some right-wing hatchet job. So I apologize for the source.

Heeeeeeeeere's Charlie.....

There was a feeling, it just didn't look any commercial jetliner I've flown on any time in my life and then when the buildings came down later on that day I said to my brother 'call me insane, but did it sorta look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition'?

For one thing, I suppose his "it just didn't look any commercial jetliner" comment is supposed to imply the hoary, old, "Remote control jets" story. The problem with that is, if it wasn't a commercial jet, then what happened to all the family members that people lost on those flights? Why would the government use any other type of jet, in this day and age of video cameras? I won't even go into Mr. Sheen's qualifications to identify a commercial jet from other types of large aircraft at a glance.

As for the "controlled demolition" part, that's even more absurd. For one thing, does he even have a fricken' CLUE how much it takes to ring down a building that size in a "controlled demolition"? It's not just a matter of "A little bit of dynamite here, here, here, and here, BOOM! we're done" It usually requires TON's of explosives and lots of construction work to weaken key structural members. I am sure someone would have noticed. But hey, let's give ol' Charlie the benefit of the doubt and say the government, with its vast resources and brilliant minds (which couldn't even cover up a covert program to tap phones, but I digress), could find a way. Then the question becomes "Why go to the trouble?" If they are so callous as to kill all the people in the building, why would they care if the towers fell in such a way as to take out other buildings?

Truly, Charlie Sheen is the King of the Nitwits.
 
From your link: Actor Charlie Sheen has joined a growing army of other highly credible public figures in questioning the official story of 9/11


Huh??? When did he become highly credible????????
 
Unbelievable. Just unbelievable.

Seriously,given all the latest brouhaha regarding the inane opinions of Hollywood moviestars, surely there must be an association I can join to fight against their undeserved media power as icons? If not, let's start one!
 
From your link: Actor Charlie Sheen has joined a growing army of other highly credible public figures in questioning the official story of 9/11


Huh??? When did he become highly credible????????

I noticed that too. But like I said, I intentionally picked the source that was biased in favor of his claims.
 
Unbelievable. Just unbelievable.

Seriously,given all the latest brouhaha regarding the inane opinions of Hollywood moviestars, surely there must be an association I can join to fight against their undeserved media power as icons? If not, let's start one!


Cooll. What're we going to call it?
 
Unbelievable. Just unbelievable.

Seriously,given all the latest brouhaha regarding the inane opinions of Hollywood moviestars, surely there must be an association I can join to fight against their undeserved media power as icons? If not, let's start one!

There is.
 
The sad thing is that complete excrement like this will help people like Bill O'Reilly with their anti-hollywood tyrades. One douche enables another.
 
The sad thing is that complete excrement like this will help people like Bill O'Reilly with their anti-hollywood tyrades. One douche enables another.


That's true. I hadn't even thought of that.

Thanks a lot, Charlie.:mad:
 
Is he a member of the Church of Scientology? I know his dad (Martin) is a hard-core papist.

Charlie (controlled demolition, hee hee hee) Monoxide
 
Is he a member of the Church of Scientology? I know his dad (Martin) is a hard-core papist.

Charlie (controlled demolition, hee hee hee) Monoxide

I had to re-read that a couple of times because I thought your wrote that martin was a 'hard-core rapist'

I'm getting old, my eyes are going.
 
Let me guess- without looking at the OP - he said something bad about The War Against Terror (TWAT) or against Bush?
 
I like it. Maybe it'd be better with the word "Unwarranted" replaced by "Uninformed" or Un-intelligent." And the "Dudes" is unfortunate because this organization should be open to all. But if DOUCHE is to be the name then that's not too bad.

But the name is a putdown and maybe the name should only be a putdown if it refers to Sheen, etc, whereas if it refers to people against them it should be something else, like ANTI-DOUCHE or something.

This is the kind of thing I like to think about but I don't have time right now. I'll see what I can come up with later.
 
Let me guess- without looking at the OP - he said something bad about The War Against Terror (TWAT) or against Bush?

No. Do I come across as such a defender of those things that I would get annoyed by him saying something against them?
 
Let me guess- without looking at the OP - he said something bad about The War Against Terror (TWAT) or against Bush?

Because, we all know, that the only reason an American might be calling an actor a nitwit is because that actor criticized our beloved President Bush or the WOT.:rolleyes:

Idiot.
 

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