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Celebrate July with Stundie nominations

Travis

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Guidelines for what is a good Stundie nominee:

1) Posts must be funny.

2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake.

3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic.

4) Posts should not just be something you disagree with.

5) All nominated posts must have some sort of link or screenshot to prove the reality of the post and its source.

6) Keep the introductions short and sweet as Stundies should not need too much background.

7) Nominated posts should be cut down to the nominated part which should be concise and stand on its own.

8) This is not the place for ad hominems so a post should be funny independent of knowing who it is that said it.

9) Pictures are not generally allowed on their own but descriptions of pictures, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed.

10) Videos are not allowed on their own but transcripts of videos, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed even if you personally did the transcribing.

11) I do take bribes.

12) If you have bribed Travis you will be required to swear to his unassailable integrity.
 
I believe AL is disqualified from the Stundies for being a lazy, dishonest troll. (The lazy part comes from his admitted unwillingness to make an effort to learn things.)
 
Sometimes the simplest ones are the best:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9334270&postcount=494

Anders Lindman continues to talk after the phone has gone dead:

I believe AL is disqualified from the Stundies for being a lazy, dishonest troll. (The lazy part comes from his admitted unwillingness to make an effort to learn things.)

Lazy? I would think that maintaining a facade of ignorance is a lot of work.
 
I believe AL is disqualified from the Stundies for being a lazy, dishonest troll. (The lazy part comes from his admitted unwillingness to make an effort to learn things.)

Yes, Anders is one of the few people disqualified for stundie nominations.
 
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Noting that some groups of conspiracy theorists believe that Jews are behind everything means...um...OMG, JEWS ARE BEHIND EVERYTHING!

You and your ilk mention and re-mention Jews ad infinitum in some kind perverse reverse form of Jew baiting. Again you and your ilk wouldn't be doing it over and over and over if there wasn't something to hide or protect.
 
There's a thread full of phenomenal stupidity over at DIF (who'd have thought it) claiming that the appalling murder of Drummer Lee Rigby was faked. As a digression, one of the more amusing points having them frothing at the mouth is the colour of a van at the scene, which is registered as 'red'. They fail to recognise 'maroon' as red, because they desperately want to see it as 'black'

The usual bs has been claimed to be the underlying motive (incite race war, keep us all in fear, blah blah blah), but rollandsmoke makes the best claim:

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1061598536&postcount=2651

This has been done for the benefit of Woolwich as a whole to increase the number of visitors

So there you go, the best way to enhance tourism is not to bother with promoting local attractions or investing in visitor facilities, it's to hack to death innocent members of the public and wave their blood in the faces of passers-by.

Rollandsmoke really should lay off the green stuff, as he previously gave long winded and convoluted arguments claiming the involvement of Russell Brand.
 
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I believe AL is disqualified from the Stundies for being a lazy, dishonest troll. (The lazy part comes from his admitted unwillingness to make an effort to learn things.)

True, but we can surely still use the stundie threads as an easy way of collecting his stupids in one easy to find place.
 
The solar system is shielded from the rest of the universe:
http://vault-co.blogspot.com/2013/07/the-bow-shield-of-heliosheath.html

Nobody wants you to know that even our solar system is specially shielded against the entire universe

There's love out there for you that you never even knew existed, puny human.

Somebody has gone to enormous lengths to make this planet a decent place to live. It is a miracle we can exist here at all. What a wonderful home we have. Pity about Sapiens. It always makes it worse when he blames his misfortunes on God. Saps brings these things on himself, not God. Stop your whining, manboon. You have been given everything you need to live in a paradise. The problem is what is inside of you, not what is outside.
 
Somebody has gone to enormous lengths to make this planet a decent place to live. It is a miracle we can exist here at all. What a wonderful home we have.


Someone with that much immunity to the Lottery Fallacy must be a billionaire by now.
 
Ah, from cluesforum on the SF plane crash. http://cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=1644#p2386182

2 Things that I saw wrong with this video:
1. Look at the second car next to the banner on the bottom on the left, The shadow doesnt match and its masked (cut off on the edge).
2. Look at the car above the G and N in breaking news, When the camera moves, its shrinks.

What's funny is that what he identifies as a car shadow is actually another car. A black one.
 
Ah, from cluesforum on the SF plane crash. http://cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=1644#p2386182



What's funny is that what he identifies as a car shadow is actually another car. A black one.

You can keep them coming from that forum on that topic, this latest one is just..well..just...I mean...

http://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=1644#p2386193

I can't see how they can type with their head so far up their own backsides. I nominate its stundiness purely on the grounds that the poster is so phenomenally stupid it's amazing that he can function.

It is obviously deeply suspicious that a plane from Asia should have so many Asian people on board, them and their funny names and impossible to decipher appearances, deliberately done so that cluesforum morons can't stalk them on facebook.
 
You can keep them coming from that forum on that topic, this latest one is just..well..just...I mean...

http://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=1644#p2386193

I can't see how they can type with their head so far up their own backsides. I nominate its stundiness purely on the grounds that the poster is so phenomenally stupid it's amazing that he can function.

It is obviously deeply suspicious that a plane from Asia should have so many Asian people on board, them and their funny names and impossible to decipher appearances, deliberately done so that cluesforum morons can't stalk them on facebook.


I love how he inadvertently sums up his whole post at the end:


That's it, I'm done. This is too much ********.

:D
 
I'm sorry, I'm sure someone's asked this before, but do these idiots think that anything happens in the world outside of their parents' basements? Do accidents just never happen? Do people just never commit crimes? :confused:
 
I'm sorry, I'm sure someone's asked this before, but do these idiots think that anything happens in the world outside of their parents' basements? Do accidents just never happen? Do people just never commit crimes? :confused:

No, that would be too scary because it would mean that the universe is random and something could happen to them. Better that evil people be in charge than that no one is.
 
I'm sorry, I'm sure someone's asked this before, but do these idiots think that anything happens in the world outside of their parents' basements? Do accidents just never happen? Do people just never commit crimes? :confused:

See last month's Stundie voting thread, where the current favorite is someone who dared to emerge from his mother's basement to take action against Teh Ebil Conspiracy, only to find that the real world does not mesh with his superhero schedule. I believe that answers your question.
 
You can keep them coming from that forum on that topic, this latest one is just..well..just...I mean...

http://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=1644#p2386193

I can't see how they can type with their head so far up their own backsides. I nominate its stundiness purely on the grounds that the poster is so phenomenally stupid it's amazing that he can function.

It is obviously deeply suspicious that a plane from Asia should have so many Asian people on board, them and their funny names and impossible to decipher appearances, deliberately done so that cluesforum morons can't stalk them on facebook.

Uhh. Wow.

That needs a Picard-Riker double facepalm.
 

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