Can't believe universe came from

[TobiasTheViking]

god.

I'm sure many of you already have heard the dogma that the universe at the time of creation was only the size of earth, when it was created. And in just one day god created light and divided it from the darkness.(this information derived from the holy bible).

Tell me another one.

Is this kind of stuff being printed just to entertain my brain? Or,am i from some other (sane)planet?

How could one individual create the heaven and the earth, and create light and divide it from darkness, in one day. Without there even being any source for the light?

They never ever do say where the material came from...if it was just always there... if it was left over material from another creations...etc.

One could suppose that the material came from the entitys own bowles, and due to relativity, that this entity was very very big to have enough material in his bowls. However this train of thought raises a problem: Because the preachers believe that we are made in his image, so he can't be so very very big that he can have enough material in his innerts to create the heave and the earth. Or enough to create the sun the moon and the stars in the later days. And that is why i said that one would think that an entity of this size mass, relative to the world as we know it today, would have long before run out of food to eat to have enough matter in his innerts to make earth.

Sincerely
Tobias
This is not intended as a joke.

 

[Taffer]

You think that's weird? Hell, at least they aren't saying their universe was formed from the corpse of a giant. (And need I mention the cow?)

 

[TobiasTheViking]

You think that's weird? Hell, at least they aren't saying their universe was formed from the corpse of a giant. (And need I mention the cow?)

Yes please.

 

[kmortis]

You think that's weird? Hell, at least they aren't saying their universe was formed from the corpse of a giant. (And need I mention the cow?)

What's wrong with that? Hum? Better watch it our the Alfater will get you, you smug lil...

Toby,
Are you seriously trying to tell me that you find it easier to believe that all life eviloved from the rocks? 'Cause if you believe in evilution, that's waht you belive.

<shudders at playing Hovind's Advocate>

 

[TobiasTheViking]

What's wrong with that? Hum? Better watch it our the Alfater will get you, you smug lil...

Toby,
Are you seriously trying to tell me that you find it easier to believe that all life eviloved from the rocks? 'Cause if you believe in evilution, that's waht you belive.

<shudders at playing Hovind's Advocate>

Nope, but isn't that what Christianity says though?

<shudders at replying to Hovin'ds Advocate>

My claim would be that a soup of some kind(you know, from earths creation and meteors) was where life started, but Evolution really hasn't got anything to do with how life started.

But a soup of organic matter(which i believe is what the current scientific hypothosis is) makes a lot more sence than "from rocks" which is what the bibles says.

Sincerely
Tobias
How is life and Spawn treating you?

 

[kmortis]

Actually, one of the leading theories is that the biological material was congregated in rocks (a rather stable environment that would allow for the amino acids a safe place to combine in various combinations without being exposed to the rather violent environment that would be found in oceans) and that's where the first living things came from. It is fair to say that according to this theory, life came "from" rocks (in the same sense that you come "from" your house).

The Bible says that we came from the dirt, which makes all the difference, ya dig?

ETA:
Life and Spawn are moving along quite nicely. He had his first Yu Gi Ho tournament this weekend. He lost HORRIBLY, but he enjoyed himself.

 

[TobiasTheViking]

Actually, one of the leading theories is that the biological material was congregated in rocks (a rather stable environment that would allow for the amino acids a safe place to combine in various combinations without being exposed to the rather violent environment that would be found in oceans) and that's where the first living things came from. It is fair to say that according to this theory, life came "from" rocks (in the same sense that you come "from" your house).

Guess i need to catch up I've had to drop the subscription for my last science magazine, it was too.. too... not credible, pop science.. And i have yet to find a replacement i like.

The Bible says that we came from the dirt, which makes all the difference, ya dig?

Rock dirt, what's the difference.

Actually, dirt is dirty, so i would rather come from rock.

Though, as you said, we would come from rock in the same way i come from my house. Whereas in the bible man is literally made out of dirt.. so. that makes even less sence.

ETA:
Life and Spawn are moving along quite nicely. He had his first Yu Gi Ho tournament this weekend. He lost HORRIBLY, but he enjoyed himself.

Well, that is good. i have no idea what Yu Gi Ho is, but as long as Spawn is happy, then everything is good

Btw, looked at the cat-kit? just want to know if it is usable or not, or interesting or not.

 

[El Greco]

Your parody is a failure because there is ample evidence for Creation. It's all in the Bible. On the other hand, the Big Bang is just propagated by some scientists. Who are you going to believe, the Bible or the scientists ?