Canadian whump-de-whump from Mark Steyn

[Abdul Alhazred]

Ask A Washed-Up Canadian:
PUPPET REGIME

Key quote:

One sympathises at the politicians’ shock on discovering that Triumph The Insult Dog is a dog in the insult business. But in the legal sense the chaps complaining that Triumph and Conan have perpetrated a “hate crime” are on shaky ground: it’s a bit like whining that your dominatrix put your back out. And, if they weren’t aware that Triumph is in the insult business, then that should stand as a cautionary tale of what happens when government spends your money: they haven’t a clue.

Bolding mine. Steyn is a treasure. Whether you like his politics or not, there is something about a theatre critic turned pundit.