can someone draw a meteorite?

[kittynh]

I need a drawing of a rock. That's right.

I've tried, and while I consider myself an artist, it just looks silly.

actually, what I'd really like is a rock that looks like Elvis. You know, some sunglasses and such. A real rock star rock (play on words, get it?)

Anyway, I'm tired of trying, I'm an abstract artist. This realism (though how real is a rock with sun glasses?) is hurting my fingers!

Kitten needs it for a project, so you'll give up all rights. But you will inspire the masses (or just a few geologists!)

 

[TragicMonkey]

Oh. I thought you meant, "draw a meteorite down from the sky". That would be awesome. Picture it: you're in the alley, confronted by thugs. "Gimme your wallet, lady!" Chuckle. "I don't think so boys. Death...from above!" "What?" ZOOOM CRACKLE SNORK BLAMMO! Chuckle chuckle. Meteormaid strikes again! Get it? "Strikes"? Why isn't someone paying me tens of dollars to come up with new superheros?!

 

[kittynh]

how hard can it be to draw an Elvis meteorite?

honestly, it's for a skepchick!

 

[TragicMonkey]

I can only draw psychotic cartoon animals. My latest fad is sinister bug-eyed squirrels with lobotomy scars. I have them holding margaritas and cash, staring in two directions at once, exhorting the workers to rise up and slay their capitalist overlords. I do a lot of doodling at work, is the explanation.

I also used to draw half cats, but I discontinued them because they alarm people. Since I know someone's going to ask, I'll just go ahead and say it: the left half.

 

[latent aaaack]

Going from your description and complaint about your's looking silly it sounds like you need something exactly like this:

 

[TragicMonkey]

Give him a margarita. Then it's a party!

 

[kittynh]

oh yeah baby!!!!

 

[Gravy]

latent means well but has drawn an Elvisoid, when kitty asked for an Elvisite.

 

[LaPalida]

How big do you need it?

 

[Kopji]

I like latent attack's flying elvis better though.

 

[kittynh]

Kopji!!! Very good. I need a rock for a geology tshirt!

But I plan to use the planetary Elvis also (I think the astronomy students need a tshirt too!)

Is it ok to use Elvis rock?

 

[Kopji]

Heh heh, every time I sit down to answer this the phone rings. That was ring number three.

Good luck with whatever you decide. (I agree that Elvis likeness is probably well protected by copyright.) I didn't think mine looked all that much like Elvis so you would probably be safe.

Sheesh make that FOUR calls.

 

[geni]

I need a drawing of a rock. That's right.

I've tried, and while I consider myself an artist, it just looks silly.

actually, what I'd really like is a rock that looks like Elvis. You know, some sunglasses and such. A real rock star rock (play on words, get it?)

Anyway, I'm tired of trying, I'm an abstract artist. This realism (though how real is a rock with sun glasses?) is hurting my fingers!

Kitten needs it for a project, so you'll give up all rights. But you will inspire the masses (or just a few geologists!)

Would an Asteroid be acceptable?

 

[kittynh]

YES!!!

accepting any good drawings and ideas!

I have come up with a food pyramid for cannibals, and am thinking of a very tacky t shirt featuring my grandfather with the saying, "I Smell Dead People"