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Can Bill Gates Afford Two Wives?

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If he can't afford two, then should he move to France and get a mistress to go with his wife? Maybe one wife is enough for the poor, hen-pecked software designer?
 
I, of course, have no idea what you're talking about, but nonetheless, of course, am reminded of what Oscar Wilde said.

"Bigamy is having one wife too many.

Monogamy is the same."
 
subgenius said:
I, of course, have no idea what you're talking about, but nonetheless, of course, am reminded of what Oscar Wilde said.

"Bigamy is having one wife too many.

Monogamy is the same."
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Methinks Oscar would prefer certain sons of Marquis of Queensbury ....

Charlie (Marquis, or Duke of Earl) Monoxide
 
The idea said:
If he can't afford two, then should he move to France and get a mistress to go with his wife?
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No, I think he’d be better of staying right where he’s at and getting the mistress for me !
Maybe one wife is enough for the poor, hen-pecked software designer?
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For all I know he might be a sexual giant, with a libido the size of Arkansas.
 
Re: Re: Can Bill Gates Afford Two Wives?

BoulderHead` said:

No, I think he’d be better of staying right where he’s at and getting the mistress for me !

For all I know he might be a sexual giant, with a libido the size of Arkansas.
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What woman would tell a multi-billionare he was lousy in the sack? Duuhhhh...
 
Gates could afford a couple of wives, a good half-dozen expensive mistresses, and a large number of catamites if he so chose.
 
I suspect that if Mr Gates would like to experience either extra-marital sex or extra marital sex then both he and the people involved would be terrifically discreet. I don't think we'd ever find out.

With apologies to Mrs. Merton "...what first attracted you to billionaire software tycoon Bill Gates ?....."
 
Microsoft stock, trading at a moderate volume of shares, closed down 1/8th of a point. Mr. Gates daydreams about a possible mistress have just come to a crashing halt. The dream is over. For Bill, it's back to applecores and stale bread for breakfast and shivering while reading old newspapers in the out-house after dessert.
 
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