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California Quake 6.5

I don't know.

But I bet he blames it on the Clinton Administration.
 
Imagine how bad this quake wouldve been if Gore was in office!:p
 
Suddenly said:
I don't know.

But I bet he blames it on the Clinton Administration.
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One could correctly argue that the frictional forces that led up to the quake have been building throughout the Clinton admin. :p
 
Suddenly said:
I don't know.

But I bet he blames it on the Clinton Administration.
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Why, of course, if Wegner hadn't invented that idea of continental drift, the continents would still be standing still! :)
 
You guys always blame California first. It was America that shifted, not California!
 
This calls for an expansion of the Department of Homeland Security. The U.S.G.S. and the Department of the Interior will now be incorporated into that department...
 
Ya know if the Quake was allowed to have a drivers license, it wouldve had insurance. Now all these people have to pay for the quake damage out of their pockets.
 
The 9th circut has just ruled that the quake does have a constitutional right to destory buildings.
 
BTox said:
One could correctly argue that the frictional forces that led up to the quake have been building throughout the Clinton admin. :p
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There's this story about a guy who was fired. He gave two envelopes to the guy who was takin in and told him: "When you are deep in trouble, open the first envelope. You will find the solution there. Then, if things turn really ugly again and you can't find an answer, open the second envelope and read on".

Sure enough, a few weeks later things were getting out of hand, and the new guy suddenly remembered the envelopes, so he opened the first one: "Blame it all on me", it said. What a great solution!

Months later, when things gor really sour at the company, he remembered the second envelope, so he went to open it. It read "Get your two envelopes ready".



But back to the quake, what effect will it have in the evaluation of the terrorist alert system?
 
Any word on damage in the areas hit by the quake?
 
Tony said:
Any word on damage in the areas hit by the quake?
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If there is any damage it would be minimal since the epicenter was near small towns and communities. It was barely felt in Los Angeles and even then it amounted to nothing more than a slight shake.
 
Tony said:
Any word on damage in the areas hit by the quake?
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Very little damage, it seems.

A few buildings down, a few very small injuries. :)
 
Tmy said:
The 9th circut has just ruled that the quake does have a constitutional right to destory buildings.
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I'm sitting here at work, everyone quietly working in their cubicles around me. You can hear a pin drop, and I'm over here squeezing my nostrils shut as tight as I can, bent over double trying not to let my laughter escape.

Man, that hurts!
 
You know what will happen next. That one picture of that ONE shoddly made building that slid off its foundation will be on the cover of every newspaper tomorrow.
 
I just hope they don't humiliate Ah-nold by putting him on TV to talk about it.
 
Tmy said:
The 9th circut has just ruled that the quake does have a constitutional right to destory buildings.
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The ACLU is suing the quake for bringing biblical destruction into public buildings.
 
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