But were they going to drink it?

[shemp]

Men Charged With Stealing Urine Samples From Parole Office

MANCHESTER, N.H. -- Two men were charged with breaking into a probation and parole office in an apparent attempt to retrieve drug-tainted urine samples.

Peter O'Neill, 33, who was on parole at the time of the Jan. 4 break-in, is accused of giving a friend dark clothes, a mask and tools and sending him off to burglarize the Manchester Office of Probation and Parole. When the friend, Michael Neuner, 19, was unsuccessful, O'Neill returned with him to finish the job, investigators said.

 

[steverino]

I'd like to see the test results of Anna Nicole's pee post motem.

 

[Darth Rotor]

I'd like to see the test results of Anna Nicole's pee post motem.

*Bill Cosby voice*

Riiiight.

What's a motem?

DR

 

[steverino]

*Bill Cosby voice*

Riiiight.

What's a motem?

DR

Um, er, you know, like a "dial-up" motem?

 

[Architect]

"burglarize" ?!?!

Is that like "burgle", but for the hard of thinking?

 

[steverino]

burglarize
v : commit a burglary; enter and rob a dwelling [syn: burglarise,
burgle, heist]

http://dict.die.net/burglarize/

Everyone's a critic around here.