Buckle up! The Virgin Mary could be watching...

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Virgin Mary spotted on underpass...


"Monday through Friday I go to school, and Saturday and Sunday I work, so since I haven't been able to go to church, I asked her, 'Please help me with school because I'm having my finals,' but I felt like she was like, 'If you can't come to me, I'm going to go to you,'" Delgado said.
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Well, that could be one explanation.....

"We're here because the Virgin Mary is on the wall, and she's inside the wall, and we were just curious, but at the same time we're scared, wondering why she's there and what the meaning is of her being there," Annette Byrd said.
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Think I'll go with this one....

Road specialists believe the marking may have been caused by salt or a water mark from expressway above, the TV station reported. Many of the faithful who believe in the marking said it's all in what you choose to believe in.
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A lot of people are going to see something else in that picture...
 
ReFLeX said:
A lot of people are going to see something else in that picture...
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I do. I see the bringer of The Lord's Divine Seed that was sown in the fertile Womb of The Mother, Mary. Also, I see the divine yoni from which Our Lord was brought into this world.

I also see water damage.
 
Did Somebody Say Buckle Up?

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car

I could go a hundred miles an hour
Long as I got the Almighty Power
Glued up there with my pair of fuzzy dice
 
I suppose if the divine image were to turn out to be structural damage and the overpass collapses, crushing the faithful....they'd all be made into saints, right?

Does God suffer from the temptation to dole out irony in large doses?
 
ReFLeX said:
I wonder if not wearing your seatbelt is actually sinful.
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Good point. Maybe wearing a safety belt would actually be construed by the V.M. to be offensive somehow...You know, like why would you wear a seatbelt when the virgin mother is there to protect you? Mayhaps it would be more appropriate to throw your arms up instead, hang your legs outside the window and leave control of your vehicle to Divine Providence. You know....as a show of faith....
 
ReFLeX said:
Or vaccinate his children. Or is that another reason?
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I always figured he secretly wants Rod and Tod to follow Maude to heaven, the sooner the better.

Heck, if they were your kids, wouldn't you?

"We flushed your sin sticks down to Hell! Smokers are jokers! Smokers are jokers!" Those penetrating shrill voices....make me want to start smoking.
 
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