If this applicant hadn't called me a week before this arrived, I'd think it might be a joke. But, it's not a joke.
"Haven't you heard of me? You've never heard the name Brett Seres? Ask around. Especially in NY where everyone has at least heard my name. Just ask. I'm Brett Seres."
This one is SO good that Randi says he is putting it up in his weekly commentary, too. I'm not convinced that's a good idea, for various reasons, but, it's HIS commentary.
It's important, also, that you all know the following: NO ONE laughed at this claim. We all found it deeply saddening.
I will follow protocol and request 3 notarized affadavits from persons swearing that they have witnessed this phenomenon.
So here is this applicant's version of "a brief, two-paragraph description" of his claim, and how he proposes to demonstrate it...
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My presentation will last anywhere from 30-60 minutes and what it consists of is basically me and 2-preferably 3 judges will sit in a pitchblack room isolated from outside noise (ex.Car Horns, phones, and other people) could be anywhere you choose just must be completely stagnant-STILL. Windows in the rooms are optional if I would to have a preference they would not be there, so there is no confusion with factoring in the window could be a possibility for the Iamges or small wind gusts. So eliminate them for best possible presentation. The hour which this presentation will take place in is anywhere from 8pm to mibnight-3am whatever as long as it is night fall there will be no problem.
IF possible 1 of the 3 judges will have that day just a few minutes ago upon being part of this presentation, will have just got back from the gym or working out. I want this judge to be completely exhausted to the point where he/she will sit on the couch (we will be sitting on the floor) and crash there. 2-3 hours of dumbbells and cardio will do the trick and this person is not a gym rat or very healthy to begin with. When he/she works out on this day it will be for the 1st time in 3-5 weeks, or months or years. Sometimes these muscles that are stimulated "resting" pick up on the small wind vibrations the ghosts leave when they fly threw your arm or leg easier.
What the ghosts first look like are, let's see...go in a dark room with some moon light not -heavy light- and release 5-10 fruitflys or standard flys and and focus on a painting in front of you, you see the flys to your right and left...you almost double-take cause of them cutting the darkness with their streak of motion and yet there is no image.
In this presentation after 10 minutes or so they (the ghosts) will become more able to to be seen, they are like a fuzz, like the predator-the-movie- when he is transparent you know he's there but it's clear.
The success of my presentation will be when the following are completed to the fullest degree.
(1)The ghosts will line up single file and One by One they will kneel in front of the 3 Judges. They are slightly transparent but still able to be seen...look like fuzz...But with the single file they will take the place of the person in front of them and Like my old Nintendo they will burn the image into your perception cause they keep repeating it with there single file kneeling. They have no eyes but you will see the outlione of their head as they will be one foot away from you looking into yours.
(2) You announce out loud (you can do it with a thought in your head but for this presentation please cast all thoughts out loud)
Example: "Please Samantha move left for me."
"Please Samatha move right for me."
"Thank you Sam."
And then Sam will fly threw your arm or go left as you kindly asked of her.
(2) I will get them to physically rub your leg.
If a ghost were to fly through your arm lets say, you would feel it with your arm hair. This process takes 1-2 seconds. We want you to lay back, and for one of the ghosts to actually spend 10-15 seconds consintrating on one part of your body lets say your thigh and get you to feel a rubbing action. PLEASE WEAR SWEAT PANTS. Sometime when they rub they create a warm sensation, but rare.
These would constitute a successful demonstration. I see no one has passed your preliminary tests yet so I am very excited to meet with your foundation. We will do lunch and talk about it and then off to my presentation or forget lunch and dive right in.
Thank you for your time Sir, I will be waiting for your reply.
BRETT SERES
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Dear Mr. Seres,
We are in receipt of your application, but it has NOT been notarized as the Challenge rules clearly state. Please submit another application, and this time, notarize it. You do NOT need to write a new claim letter, as the one you sent will suffice.
Regarding your claim letter, we must advise you that before it can be accepted for preliminary testing, you must also provide us with no less than 3 notarized affadavits from persons who have actually witnessed/experienced the phenomenon you describe.
We await your properly executed application, along with the aforementioned affadavits, without which your claim will be rejected. Also, please do not call our office, as we strongly prefer to conduct ALL Challenge-related correspondence via US mail and email.
Please also provide us with your email address, if you have one, and feel free to respond to this letter via email.
-Kramer, JREF Paranormal Claims Dept.
"Haven't you heard of me? You've never heard the name Brett Seres? Ask around. Especially in NY where everyone has at least heard my name. Just ask. I'm Brett Seres."
This one is SO good that Randi says he is putting it up in his weekly commentary, too. I'm not convinced that's a good idea, for various reasons, but, it's HIS commentary.
It's important, also, that you all know the following: NO ONE laughed at this claim. We all found it deeply saddening.
I will follow protocol and request 3 notarized affadavits from persons swearing that they have witnessed this phenomenon.
So here is this applicant's version of "a brief, two-paragraph description" of his claim, and how he proposes to demonstrate it...
============================================
My presentation will last anywhere from 30-60 minutes and what it consists of is basically me and 2-preferably 3 judges will sit in a pitchblack room isolated from outside noise (ex.Car Horns, phones, and other people) could be anywhere you choose just must be completely stagnant-STILL. Windows in the rooms are optional if I would to have a preference they would not be there, so there is no confusion with factoring in the window could be a possibility for the Iamges or small wind gusts. So eliminate them for best possible presentation. The hour which this presentation will take place in is anywhere from 8pm to mibnight-3am whatever as long as it is night fall there will be no problem.
IF possible 1 of the 3 judges will have that day just a few minutes ago upon being part of this presentation, will have just got back from the gym or working out. I want this judge to be completely exhausted to the point where he/she will sit on the couch (we will be sitting on the floor) and crash there. 2-3 hours of dumbbells and cardio will do the trick and this person is not a gym rat or very healthy to begin with. When he/she works out on this day it will be for the 1st time in 3-5 weeks, or months or years. Sometimes these muscles that are stimulated "resting" pick up on the small wind vibrations the ghosts leave when they fly threw your arm or leg easier.
What the ghosts first look like are, let's see...go in a dark room with some moon light not -heavy light- and release 5-10 fruitflys or standard flys and and focus on a painting in front of you, you see the flys to your right and left...you almost double-take cause of them cutting the darkness with their streak of motion and yet there is no image.
In this presentation after 10 minutes or so they (the ghosts) will become more able to to be seen, they are like a fuzz, like the predator-the-movie- when he is transparent you know he's there but it's clear.
The success of my presentation will be when the following are completed to the fullest degree.
(1)The ghosts will line up single file and One by One they will kneel in front of the 3 Judges. They are slightly transparent but still able to be seen...look like fuzz...But with the single file they will take the place of the person in front of them and Like my old Nintendo they will burn the image into your perception cause they keep repeating it with there single file kneeling. They have no eyes but you will see the outlione of their head as they will be one foot away from you looking into yours.
(2) You announce out loud (you can do it with a thought in your head but for this presentation please cast all thoughts out loud)
Example: "Please Samantha move left for me."
"Please Samatha move right for me."
"Thank you Sam."
And then Sam will fly threw your arm or go left as you kindly asked of her.
(2) I will get them to physically rub your leg.
If a ghost were to fly through your arm lets say, you would feel it with your arm hair. This process takes 1-2 seconds. We want you to lay back, and for one of the ghosts to actually spend 10-15 seconds consintrating on one part of your body lets say your thigh and get you to feel a rubbing action. PLEASE WEAR SWEAT PANTS. Sometime when they rub they create a warm sensation, but rare.
These would constitute a successful demonstration. I see no one has passed your preliminary tests yet so I am very excited to meet with your foundation. We will do lunch and talk about it and then off to my presentation or forget lunch and dive right in.
Thank you for your time Sir, I will be waiting for your reply.
BRETT SERES
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Dear Mr. Seres,
We are in receipt of your application, but it has NOT been notarized as the Challenge rules clearly state. Please submit another application, and this time, notarize it. You do NOT need to write a new claim letter, as the one you sent will suffice.
Regarding your claim letter, we must advise you that before it can be accepted for preliminary testing, you must also provide us with no less than 3 notarized affadavits from persons who have actually witnessed/experienced the phenomenon you describe.
We await your properly executed application, along with the aforementioned affadavits, without which your claim will be rejected. Also, please do not call our office, as we strongly prefer to conduct ALL Challenge-related correspondence via US mail and email.
Please also provide us with your email address, if you have one, and feel free to respond to this letter via email.
-Kramer, JREF Paranormal Claims Dept.