Bookmakers and FengShui

[The Don]

According to this uncritical link from the BBC a bookmaker was being ruined because of the arrangement of space.

What I want, nay need, to know is what is the bad orientation of furniture in a bookies andd how can I surreptitiously achieve it to improve my odds of winning.

 

[Goshawk]

After Dr Darby's intervention, Stoke City became the first team to beat the curse.

Hey, the Cubs need to hire this guy!

 

[Goshawk]

Egad. This guy is a real Renaissance Man.

http://www.fengshuidoctor.co.uk/services.cfm

Not a word about fees, but good news--he takes plastic.