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Bigfoot Rage Exposed

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I think I may have angered the bigfoots in my area for not believing they exist. Why? Not too long ago, I heard three....THREE, I tell you....different owls hooting to one another. I have never heard that before. What else could make owl sounds at night in the forest? I didn't hear any wood knocking, but they were probably trying to keep their presence on the downlow.

Then, the next day, I noticed my yard was littered with pine cones. WTH? Damn bigfoots done gone postal on my property with their pine cone arsenal. How else could those pine cones have gotten there?

No footprints found, but I'm on to you, bigfoots. You can't hide forever, and when me and my thunderstick find you, it's lights out, baby. You done pineconed the wrong yard.
 
They may be hanging outside your bedroom window at night eavesdropping on your dreams. We made need to consult the Burg on this.
 
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Maybe it's because you call them bigfoots instead of bigfeet.
 
The one I play chess with only has one foot.
Claims he lost the other in a train accident.

I call him 'bigfoot'.

(and it is big, even by NFL standards.)
 
Owls hooting in a forest? Where do you expect them to hoot? Carnegie Hall?

Owls hooting at night? OMIPU (blessed be Her name). I can't go on.

:boggled:
 
Crowlogic said:
What a maroon!
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Nu unh. I even got a pic of biggy hiding behind a tree today after hearing some strange bipedal footsteps.

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Owls, pine cones, and bipedal footsteps.....this is like a class 4 sighting, isn't it? Plus it just feels like something is watching me when I'm outside. I should probably file a report at the BFRO.
 
Quixi, are you joking? "maroon" = moron in Bugsese. It's not more racist than, "What a complete idiom!"
 
The rage of the majestic yet misunderstood Giant Primate of the Woods(GPOW) is indeed fearsome.
Witness the lines of deer tracks in this photo.
All going the same direction as if with a single-minded purpose.
I ask you, would any reasonable, open-minded thinker conclude anything OTHER than the fact that these poor animals were quite obviously fleeing in mortal terror for their lives from the fury of the mighty GPOW?!
It's clear as day people!
Think of the children!
Please, won't somebody think of the children?!
 
Do not underestimate the power of an angry Bigfoot.

I mean think about it, if a human can lift a car in times of extreme emotion, what do you think a bigfoot could do if it caught you carelessly traipsing over it's Herb garden? How's about rip your arms off and beat you to death with said arms?
 
Drewbot said:
Do not underestimate the power of an angry Bigfoot.

I mean think about it, if a human can lift a car in times of extreme emotion, what do you think a bigfoot could do if it caught you carelessly traipsing over it's Herb garden? How's about rip your arms off and beat you to death with said arms?
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That's how Herb ended up in the garden. :p
 
Drewbot said:
Do not underestimate the power of an angry Bigfoot.

I mean think about it, if a human can lift a car in times of extreme emotion, what do you think a bigfoot could do if it caught you carelessly traipsing over it's Herb garden? How's about rip your arms off and beat you to death with said arms?
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So challenging him to a game of holographic chess would be a bad idea?
 
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