Bigfoot has his/her own gameshow

Nay_Sayer

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I've been seeing this advertised on the Spike network recently.

http://www.spike.com/articles/xpekll/bigfoot-bounty-the-10-million-dollar-bigfoot-bounty-is-on

"10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty," which will feature scientists, zoologists, seasoned trackers, and actual Bigfoot hunters who all believe in the infamous creature's existence. The teams will be faced with the daunting task of proving to a group of experts that Bigfoot, the hairy ape-like sasquatch, exists with the irrefutable evidence. The winner will be the first team to secure proof – and win the unprecedented $10 million bounty."
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I got my popcorn ready.
 
I imagine it'll run for as long as people will watch, like the other shows of that ilk... Problem is, people love that stuff so they'll keep spewing this crap out like last night's ale.

The near future promises that a whole bunch of daft buggers will soon be picking shrapnel out of their arse, all in the name of television.
 
Biscuit said:
That's the safest ten million dollars in the world.
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Part of me feel bad for the contestants, Then I remember their paid for each appearance.

I wonder if any of the famous foot hunters talked about around here will make cameos on the show.
 
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Biscuit said:
That's the safest ten million dollars in the world.
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Yep. In a perfect world the sheer magnitude of such a bounty (for a make-believe beast) should/would spell CURTAINS for douche-bag-con-men like Don "The Snake" Meldrum. But you know it won't. He'll end up on some other Bigfoot show spouting off in his pathetic ***** voice that Bigfoot is STILL alive and well but he'll be damned if he's going to be discovered by some backwoods hicks for a paltry 10 MILLION DOLLARS. That Bigfoot isn't about money and never was and everyone should know that. And of course his faithful little ****** idiots will believe every word and never think about it again. And we'll sit here shaking our heads. Still. It's mind blowing.
 
So after reading the comments, Is it safe to say your all on board with my new gameshow idea?


The $3.50 lochness pro bass fishin challenge.
 
Isn't this really just condoning the murder of humans wearing monkey suits?
 
Gilbert Syndrome said:
I imagine it'll run for as long as people will watch, like the other shows of that ilk... Problem is, people love that stuff so they'll keep spewing this crap out like last night's ale.

The near future promises that a whole bunch of daft buggers will soon be picking shrapnel out of their arse, all in the name of television.
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Hahaha. What an elixer some of these threads and posts are.
Oh. And i loved watching that John Edward tv show. I couldnt get enough of that.
 
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