Better Than Penta Water!!

[WildCat]

Amazing water machine from this site.

Fifty years ago the hydrogen bond angle in water was 108° and you rarely heard of anyone with cancer. Today, it's only 104° and, as a result, cancer is an epidemic!! By using our machine you can increase the bond angle to 114° and, unlike any other water, doctors can see an immediate change in the red blood cells under a microscope! It's truly amazing!!

Diabetes: A man in Texas said: "They were going to chop off my foot!" He put his foot in a garbage bag filled with our water, tied it around his leg and the skin turned rosy pink! We have reports on practically any subject with no downside... it's only water!

All possible by treating ordinary tap water w/ this amazing machine!!

Only $1500!!! Or get one 15x better for only $1700!!!


Gobs and gobs of pure, unadulterated BS on that site, folks!

 

[Ducky]

Yeah but can it pour out little water people to do a softshoe dance around my kitchen?

When they come up with that, let me know.

 

[Blue Mountain]

Oi! My eyes are rolling around so hard I can hardly see to type this message!

So much ignorance, so little time.

 

[Mojo]

John Ellis is the only one in the world that knows how to use electrons and differential pressures to get RESULTS (6 days to build a machine)!

And on the seventh day, he rested?

 

[Moose]

Hmph. This is better than Penta Water.

Nectar of the gods, this is.

[Edit: This time with link goodness.]

 

[RichardR]

From the "wonders" tab:

Research chemist Herman Meinke took these pictures. Herman has grown 18 foot corn, gigantic vegetables etc. and one major university, after turning a well pump off and pouring this amazing water down a well

He grew a University???!!!

 

[Soapy Sam]

He poured the water into the well?

What is he, some kind of invert dowser or just a total idiot?

And the way to grow big vegetables is - Use lots of horsesh*t.
Which this fellow seems to do.

 

[tim]

As a diabetic I am deeply relieved to hear that if I am about to lose a foot it can be saved! I have both feet at the moment and the thought of becoming a monoped keeps me awake at night.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

He grew a University???!!!

I tried to grow a major University in my backyard, but sadly I only grew a junior college. At the time, I thought it was because I didn't have enough bullsh!t for a major university, but now I know it's because I didn't have bullsh!t water. Perhaps next time.

 

[Mojo]

As a diabetic I am deeply relieved to hear that if I am about to lose a foot it can be saved!

But what if you were about to lose a cupcake? Mr. Ellis's amazing water doesn't seem to be able to do anything about that.

 

[tim]

But what if you were about to lose a cupcake? Mr. Ellis's amazing water doesn't seem to be able to do anything about that.

I've lost no end of cupcakes. And I don't care, I tell you!

 

[c4ts]

He's got nothing on Alex Chiu or Timecube Guy, but he's still pretty funny.