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Better Than Penta Water!!

WildCat

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Amazing water machine from this site.

Fifty years ago the hydrogen bond angle in water was 108° and you rarely heard of anyone with cancer. Today, it's only 104° and, as a result, cancer is an epidemic!! By using our machine you can increase the bond angle to 114° and, unlike any other water, doctors can see an immediate change in the red blood cells under a microscope! It's truly amazing!!

Diabetes: A man in Texas said: "They were going to chop off my foot!" He put his foot in a garbage bag filled with our water, tied it around his leg and the skin turned rosy pink! We have reports on practically any subject with no downside... it's only water!

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All possible by treating ordinary tap water w/ this amazing machine!!
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Only $1500!!! Or get one 15x better for only $1700!!!


Gobs and gobs of pure, unadulterated BS on that site, folks! :rolleyes:
 
Yeah but can it pour out little water people to do a softshoe dance around my kitchen?

When they come up with that, let me know.;)
 
John Ellis is the only one in the world that knows how to use electrons and differential pressures to get RESULTS (6 days to build a machine)!
And on the seventh day, he rested?
 
Hmph. This is better than Penta Water.

Nectar of the gods, this is.

[Edit: This time with link goodness.]
 
From the "wonders" tab:

Research chemist Herman Meinke took these pictures. Herman has grown 18 foot corn, gigantic vegetables etc. and one major university, after turning a well pump off and pouring this amazing water down a well

He grew a University???!!! :eek:
 
He poured the water into the well?

What is he, some kind of invert dowser or just a total idiot?

And the way to grow big vegetables is - Use lots of horsesh*t.
Which this fellow seems to do.
 
As a diabetic I am deeply relieved to hear that if I am about to lose a foot it can be saved! I have both feet at the moment and the thought of becoming a monoped keeps me awake at night.
;)
 
RichardR said:
He grew a University???!!! :eek:

I tried to grow a major University in my backyard, but sadly I only grew a junior college. At the time, I thought it was because I didn't have enough bullsh!t for a major university, but now I know it's because I didn't have bullsh!t water. Perhaps next time. :(
 
tim said:
As a diabetic I am deeply relieved to hear that if I am about to lose a foot it can be saved!
But what if you were about to lose a cupcake? Mr. Ellis's amazing water doesn't seem to be able to do anything about that.
 
Mojo said:
But what if you were about to lose a cupcake? Mr. Ellis's amazing water doesn't seem to be able to do anything about that.

I've lost no end of cupcakes. And I don't care, I tell you!
 
He's got nothing on Alex Chiu or Timecube Guy, but he's still pretty funny.
 

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