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Benny Hinn Needs You...

Cello Man

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...so he can afford to buy a private jet, of course! I'll bet you can't think of anything better to do with that spare $1,000 you've got lying around. Follow the link if you think I'm making this up.

I'm torn, really. Naturally there's a feeling of revulsion at the sheer greed and excess Hinn so blatantly displays. On the other hand, if people are really this gullible to go along with this, maybe they deserve to be taken to the cleaners.

https://www.bennyhinn.org/donate/donatenow.cfm?referrer=na_dove1&CFID=6800251&CFTOKEN=74658505

Purchasing this incredible ministry tool is monumental and historic. We have never bought any plane with this much range or capability that will crisscross the globe repeatedly so I can present the Gospel in person to unprecedented millions of precious souls who will accept and come to know our wonderful Jesus as their eternal Savior.

Now is the time to move forward with Dove One. What we do for the sake of the Gospel, we must do now!

I ask you to prayerfully read the brochure I have enclosed. I am praying that the Lord will speak to you to be one of 6,000 partners who will give $1,000 now or in the next ninety days to cover the remainder of the $6 million down payment for this powerful ministry tool for evangelism.
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But look at what you get for your grand!

  • You will receive a beautiful art-quality model of Dove One for your desk or mantle as a constant reminder that you are a vital part of this last-days harvest for souls.
  • Your name will be placed prominently in a special area of Dove One where I study and pray during my travels, where I will also pray for you and your family as I go around the world preaching the Gospel. Everywhere I fly, your name will travel with me, millions of miles and for years to come, reminding me that you have made it possible for me to go and preach as God has called me to do.
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Your name will be placed prominently in a special area of Dove One where I study and pray during my travels, where I will also pray for you and your family as I go around the world preaching the Gospel. Everywhere I fly, your name will travel with me, millions of miles and for years to come, reminding me that you have made it possible for me to go and preach as God has called me to do.
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Do you like my plane? Let me show you my "Hall of Suckers".
 
Ha! When I first read the title of this thread I thought it said Benny Hill Needs You . . .
 
"last-days harvest for souls."

I thought we were tlaking christian evagnalism here. This sounds like a stand in for the grim reaper.
 
Mr Clingford said:
If only, Benny Hinn is a very successful conman.
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Yes, I've known of Hinn since he bought his first can of hairspray. But I hadn't had my morning coffee when I read the title of the thread, and for a moment I thought it might be a thread announcing auditions for Hill's Angels.

Ah, the halcyon days of Boffo Tours, Fred Schutle, and Keystone Kop-like chase scenes.
 
geni said:
"last-days harvest for souls."

I thought we were tlaking christian evagnalism here. This sounds like a stand in for the grim reaper.
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Hinn seems to have a fetish for the word, "harvest".

For example:

...massive global harvest...

...He will open heaven wide and cause a mighty harvest of blessings...

...will reap a harvest for years...

Imagine the harvest during all those years...

...you will be a vital part of that long-term harvest!

...you are a vital part of this last-days harvest for souls.

Kind of reminds me of how some mentally-challenged people will become amused at the sound of a word and will repeat it nonstop.

Instead of Rain Man it's Hinn Man:

...definitely a harvest...definitely a harvest of souls...246 souls...a harvest of 246 souls...
 
The banner graphic at the top of the page, "Souls! Souls! Souls!" conjures mental images of zombies aimlessly shambling around like some bad horror flick.

"uuuuhh.......braaaains.....brainnnns....."
 
I am Benny Hinn and I have come to tell you of our Lord, Jesus!

Jesus DEMANDS that we buy a jet with donations in increments of $1000. Jesus thinks it's unseemly for his servants to fly coach!
 
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Benny Hinn said:
There is simply no other possible way for me to keep up with my schedule.
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Yeah, cuz flying domestic just won't cut it for me. :rolleyes:
 
Phil said:
Yes, I've known of Hinn since he bought his first can of hairspray. But I hadn't had my morning coffee when I read the title of the thread, and for a moment I thought it might be a thread announcing auditions for Hill's Angels.

Ah, the halcyon days of Boffo Tours, Fred Schutle, and Keystone Kop-like chase scenes.
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I wasn't meaning to suggest that you don't know either of them, just that from my POV I would much rather have those chase scenes than anything Mr Hinn has to offer. (I've actually seen a video of one of his 'events' and was given one of his books by the owner of the video. I am hanging on to it because at least in my company it won't be doing anyone any harm).
 
I ask you to prayerfully read the brochure I have enclosed. I am praying that the Lord will speak to you to be one of 6,000 partners who will give $1,000 now or in the next ninety days to cover the remainder of the $6 million down payment for this powerful ministry tool for evangelism.
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I could get lucky here if people keep thinking that I'm Benny Hinn.:eek:

http://www.ratbags.com/rsoles/comment/bennyhinn3.htm
 
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