Atheists: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

[Foster Zygote]

Not more than 1.33 words please.

 

[Hokulele]

Penis.

 

[Nogbad]

Onanism

 

[joobz]

To g

 

[Fiona]

itwastoavoidyrreg

 

[Jeff Corey]

yrreg.gs

 

[schlitt]

I have come across this before. It was in the last IQ test I took.

I won't spoil it for you all.

 

[slingblade]

Goatse.

 

[Neverfly]

itwastoavoidyrreg

This is not 1.33 words.
It's 3.40 words.

Hint: Write your answer using 6.65 letters and you should be fine.

 

[Andrewsarchus]

bdsm

 

[Toke]

Guiltless

 

[Minarvia]

Fleeingyrreg'spenis. Oops...too long!

 

[JetLeg]

nipple

 

[Blue Mountain]

Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Parody.

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

to g

 

[Elizabeth I]

schism

 

[paximperium]

Fowl breath.

 

[Doubt]

sex

 

[TX50]

Floccinaucinihilipilification

 

[yy2bggggs]

Bok bok bok bok bok bok bok.