Atheist...or Christian? You Decide!

tundranaut

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Maybe some of you can help me.

I'm baffled today by an encounter at my place of work.

In a nutshell: Long after most people had cleared out of the office, I printed out one or two political pieces by Christopher Hitchens on the office printer, and also a couple of pieces very critical of Hitchens (whom I love) and Sam Harris, who I know very little about. And for fun, I printed out a Jon Ronson story on dog-sledding (all to occupy my attention on my long, boring bus ride home.)

It wasn't a big output --- 15 pages max.

But, during the printing, a middle-aged woman sitting a few seats away from me --- whom I didn't recognize at all; it's a huge office --- printed out a couple of pages of her own (probably some recipe for pie or whatever).

Anyway, she got up to retrieve her items from the printer and I noticed she was sifting through the papers much longer than probably necessary. It seemed like she was examining the items I printed, or perhaps I was just being paranoid.

"Sorry about hogging the printer," I politely offered, which was greeted by icy silence.

After a few more moments, I threw one more "Yeah, sorry" in there for added effect.

Her semi-angry sounding response: "That's OK, I'm not offended by atheists. I finally found my two pages in your 99-page stack."

I was instantly puzzled. "OK," I kindly replied.

See, the pages I printed were diverse enough in viewpoint that, to the average bystander, it would have been unclear as to whether I was a Christian or an atheist. (I'm the latter, by the way, but I enjoy reading dissenting points of view.)

Regardless, the woman scowled at me, icily said "Have fun!" and walked away huffing and puffing (or so it seemed).

Now --- aside from the etiquette issue of keeping the workplace "free" of political/religious discourse that might offend co-workers --- and getting past the notion that you "shouldn't" print personal items on office equipment; I have simply one question for JREFers...

Was this woman a devout Christian who was offended by news articles that simply mention the word atheist? Or...was she an atheist, annoyed that I printed a couple of articles that lashed out against Hitchens, a noted atheist?

The easy answer is to say "Christian!" immediately, but I live in a very liberal city, and the woman could've just as easily been a crusty, hardened atheist. It was impossible to tell where she stood based on her appearance --- she looked like she'd be equally at home at a church bakesale OR standing outside of Walmart screaming about "Stopping! Corporate! Fascism!"

Anyway, give me your take, JREFers.

My judgmental gut feeling is that --- regardless of her "spiritual" persuasion, this woman was simply an angry, lonely, unhappy person looking for any excuse to be a b-i-t-c-h.

But, when I inevitably get reprimanded on Monday for poisoning the workplace with religious and/or political thought, I will be very curious as to where the little wench stands on all of this.

Chime in, por favor.
 
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You should have told her atheists don't bother you either.
 
Insufficient data to judge, but my guess, based on what little you provided, is that she is someone who doesn't like to discuss politics and religion. That probably means Christian, but not devout.
 
Actually, it sounds like she knew that Hitchens and/or Harris was an atheist and that's who she was referring to, not you.

And not to make you paranoid, but many businesses keep print logs of the number of pages printed, who printed, and source/title of what was printed. These kind of records can serve as written support for termination, if they ever decide to well, can you. :D
 
Too hard to tell, but i would guess at a Christian. Mainly because of the "I'm not offended by atheists" line. Which to me could translate to "I know the real truth and do not care if those sinners burn in hell, it does not effect me".

In my experience a lot of the Christian world is anti the very idea of reading any material produced by secular individuals on the subject of religion. Many would see it as inspired by demonic forces to seem so brilliant and convincing that even reading it is a danger to your soul. You should just have faith, and continue in your faith unwavering, and should therefore never be required to read a counter viewpoint. After all, the bible is the inerrant word of god.
 
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My first impression was that she is one of those people for whom atheist is an inherently bad word. Like in that famous quote from Julia Sweeney's mother (if I remember correctly), "Not believing in God is one thing, but an atheist?!"
 
Well the first thing to stand out, for your court appearence on Monday lol - She raised the issue, not you. I think her real concern was that YOU interupted HER printing efforts. And you could mention that you thought it odd she was printing of copies of verses from the Koran LOL
 
But, during the printing, a middle-aged woman sitting a few seats away from me --- whom I didn't recognize at all; it's a huge office --- printed out a couple of pages of her own (probably some recipe for pie or whatever).
You evidently had no idea of what she was printing out, you admit you don't even know her. But you instantly made a negative value judgement of her ("just some middle-aged woman printing out recipes or somesuch, nothing of importance, not like my stuff on Hitchens"). She then gets slightly huffy with you for hogging the printer and you assume she's the one doing the judging!
One of you has a problem, but I don't think it's her....
 
Ask her what offended her or quit worrying about it, that would be my suggestion. I'd say Christian, though if I had to guess.
 
Wait until the end of the next business day and print out some pages that show beyond doubt that you are an atheist. If she becomes even colder toward you, she is a christian. If she becomes warmer, she is also an atheist who was simply upset that you printed some religious crap last time.

If she is middle aged, ask if she has an attractive single daughter. After all, if she was printing recipes, she probably knows how to cook and there is a good chance she passed that skill onto her daughter.

Best case scenario: You get a date with a hot chick who can cook.

Worst case: You get fired when she complains about your behaviour. Of course, you are going to get fired for printing personal items on the company printer anyway, so what have you got to lose?
 
You evidently had no idea of what she was printing out, you admit you don't even know her. But you instantly made a negative value judgement of her ("just some middle-aged woman printing out recipes or somesuch....

I take offense to that. I would never make a negative value judgment of pie or anyone associated with it. It's an exquisite food.
 
Insufficient data. There are many possible reasons why she was snippy. Trying to guess which was most likely is pure speculation.

If you really want to know, then ask her. If you are not that concerning with knowing, then let it go.
 
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