Atheism Jack T. Chick style
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phildonnia
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Oh, man, I was laughing when that guy took off the "human" mask!
Kilted_Canuck
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Ahhh, Jack, creepy and out of touch as always.
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a flimsy character...perfidious and despised
OK, this thread has humor in it! I DEMAND it be moved to the Humor forum immediately!
phildonnia
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Kilted_Canuck said:
Totally out of touch. I mean who does "acid" any more?
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I know some folks who still do "acid."
Anyway, anyone else ever have the misfortune of being given a Chick Tract by a person who was serious? I was cornered in Sunday School at the age of nine with one after suggesting we play D&D. (My version of it anyway. I loved the cartoon. I wanted to be the girl with the invisibility cloak.)
Anyway, anyone else ever have the misfortune of being given a Chick Tract by a person who was serious? I was cornered in Sunday School at the age of nine with one after suggesting we play D&D. (My version of it anyway. I loved the cartoon. I wanted to be the girl with the invisibility cloak.)
I think if there is any way you can really punch someone in the ego, I think its announcing at the scene of a suicide that a person is going to spend 999,999,999,999<sup>999,999,999,999<sup>999,999,999,999<sup>999,999,999,999<sup>999,999,999,999</sup></sup></sup></sup></sup> (and then some) years in torturous Hell because he died in sin... years ago, this same thing happened at the funeral of momma Yahweh's friend, someone was kicked out a funeral for announcing that being a Catholic, this person is probably being fried on one of Satan's skewers at the moment.c4ts said:
Jesus loves you, but he'll send you straight to Hell if you dont affirm his existence to satisfy his insecurities, he'll MAKE YOU PAY!!!!
Nothing like fear to coax a small mind...
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Aside from Chick's tin ear for dialog, "Bad Bob" is actually a believeable story. Uneducated tough guy gets saved. No bizarre ending in Hell or in front of Doctor No-Face.
I'm sure it happens all the time.
I'm sure it happens all the time.
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I wonder if somewhere out there, there's a muslim equivlent of JTC.
I wonder, if somewhere out there, there's a television producer debased and desperate enough to consider doing a nationwide televised deathmatch between the two.
I wonder If I've got enough popcorn.
It's funny, JTC charcterizes atheists as being led to ignorance and callousness by their misguided philosophy.
Almost exactly the same way (the royal) we might be tempted to characterize fundamentalists.
Not entirely a fair statement though. JTC is a special case. I don't think the term "basket" is sufficient, I therefoe dub Chick a "bucket case"
I wonder, if somewhere out there, there's a television producer debased and desperate enough to consider doing a nationwide televised deathmatch between the two.
I wonder If I've got enough popcorn.
It's funny, JTC charcterizes atheists as being led to ignorance and callousness by their misguided philosophy.
Almost exactly the same way (the royal) we might be tempted to characterize fundamentalists.
Not entirely a fair statement though. JTC is a special case. I don't think the term "basket" is sufficient, I therefoe dub Chick a "bucket case"
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Is it just me, or do the last two panels of this one seem like the climax of an episode of Scooby Doo?c4ts said:
Wilma: Then who is the vampire zombie?
Ted (pulling rubber mask off of vampire zombie): Mr. Prescott!
Mr. Prescott: I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
I'm not sure if my favourite Chick tract is the D&D one, the suicide bomber one, or the one where the kid convinces his bio prof that evolution never happened. I would love to see the evolution one happen in real life. The closest I've seen is in Arky class.
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Zep said:
Chick's delusions are a very profitable business, Wu's are not (at least for him).
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Is Bad Bob the one where the big bad prison guy gets saved, reads the bible, and announces that there will be no more prison rape because homosexuality is wrong?
But not because having sex with someone against their will is wrong. Eeesh.
Came across that one long time ago. I think if I'd found it recently, I would try to correct all the logical errors, or at least those that would fit in the margins, and leave it lying around.
Abdul Alhazred said:
Is Bad Bob the one where the big bad prison guy gets saved, reads the bible, and announces that there will be no more prison rape because homosexuality is wrong?
But not because having sex with someone against their will is wrong. Eeesh.
Came across that one long time ago. I think if I'd found it recently, I would try to correct all the logical errors, or at least those that would fit in the margins, and leave it lying around.
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The Bull is utterly implausible. Bad Bob is on the order of something that could happen.
Matabiri said:
The Bull is utterly implausible. Bad Bob is on the order of something that could happen.