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At last, a chance to join!

Dave Rogers

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Dave Rogers
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It's finally happened! I received an e-mail this morning in recognition of my sterling work as a freelance disinformation agent. A nice man by the name of Joseph Mathay, who appears to be associated with the education system in Luxembourg, sent me the following missive:

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Greetings From The Illuminati Order. Bringing the poor, the needy and the talented to the limelight of fame, riches, power and security.
Do you want to change your life completely for good and wish to be rich and successful in your business? Are you talented and wish to be famous? Do you want to be protected spiritually and physically. All these and more you will get in a twinkle of an eye when you join the great Illuminati Order. As a new member, you are also entitled to a financial donation of Five hundred thousand U.S Dollars. Do you agree to be a member of the Illuminati New World order? Reply YES! via email: illuminaticircle@hotmail.com <mailto:illuminaticircle@hotmail.com>
NOTE: Only contact us with the email stated: illuminaticircle@hotmail.com <mailto:illuminaticircle@hotmail.com>
For more instructions on our membership process.
The Illuminati.

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I can't wait for my talents to be properly recognised. I'm sure he'll want my bank details to transfer the money, so I'll be getting back to him as soon as possible.

On a slightly more serious note, since the ideal target for a con artist is someone stupid who sincerely believes they're clever, I suspect this approach could have hit the motherlode. Just not with me.

Dave
 
The Illuminati is using Hotmail?

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Dope Clock II: It's been 119 days since Bobby Menard announced plans to create "Artists Valley". So far all he has done is lie through his teeth.
 
The Illuminati use AOL which might account for some of their recent communication problems and an extensive use of teleprinters and faxes.

I hear also they are using GMX now too.
 
Dave Rogers said:
I can't wait for my talents to be properly recognised. I'm sure he'll want my bank details to transfer the money, so I'll be getting back to him as soon as possible.
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The top ranks of the Illuminati are all female. "Joseph" is obviously a code name. I passed on the word that you aren't in the circle of possible members. No money for you.
 
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Childlike Empress said:
The top ranks of the Illuminati are all female. "Joseph" is obviously a code name. I passed on the word that you aren't in the circle of possible members. No money for you.
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I tried to sign my daughter up for the Illuminettes, but when my grandma quit the DAR in 1939 we all got blacklisted, our names forever inscribed in the sheepledom of shame.
 
Lothian said:
Lucky bastard. I got an invite from the illiterati who told me
As a knew remember, ewe are also entitled too a demonstration from Five hundred U.S Doggers.
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Jesus! Imagine how much you could sell them for in Birmingham.
 
Some of the scambaiters on youtube have been amusing themselves by calling these people up and getting details of the benefits to be obtained from joining. Inevitably for your membership to be approved you have to drive to your nearest Walmart or Best Buy and buy $500 of gift cards.
 
malbui said:
Some of the scambaiters on youtube have been amusing themselves by calling these people up and getting details of the benefits to be obtained from joining. Inevitably for your membership to be approved you have to drive to your nearest Walmart or Best Buy and buy $500 of gift cards.
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It's what Adam Weishaupt did.
 
I am waiting for my invite to join the Stonecutters my self...

"Who made David Hassehoff a star? WE DID! WE DID !:
 
They're getting more insistent. Someone called Martin Brigitte, apparently from New Caledonia (but then, of course, they rule everywhere) is following up:

Greetings, from The illuminati world elite empire. Bringing the poor, the needy and the talented to limelight of fame, riches, powers and security, get recognized in your business, political race, rise to the top in whatever you do, be protected spiritually and physically! All these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye when you get initiated to the great Illuminati empire. Once you are initiated to the illuminati empire you will get numerous benefits and reward.
Note: that this email message was created solely for the purpose of our recruitment scheme which will end next month and this offer is for unique ones only, if you are not serious on joining the illuminati empire, then you are advise not to contact us at all. This is because disloyalty is highly not tolerated here in our organization.
Do you agree to be a member of the illuminati new world order? If YES!. Then kindly reply us back on our direct recruitment email only at: illuminatiinvite6@gmail.com
Please note, Kindly make sure all your response are send directly to the email stated above only at:> illuminatiinvite6@gmail.com
For more instructions on our membership process.
Note: Some email providers incorrectly place official Illuminati messages in their spam / junk folder or promotion folder. This can divert and exclude our responses to your emails.
The Illuminati.

The question is, does my posting it here count as disloyalty, given that, as far as I know, I'm not even a member yet?

Dave
 
The illuminati world elite empire are a bunch of babies.
Wait for an invitation from the Ancient and Illuminated One World Government.
 
Alas, I have yet to get an invitation to join the Illuminati, but there's a chance that after I get my 19.343 million dollars from the estate of a person whose entire family perished in the Sumatran Tsunami, I will be more noticeable to them, as the kind of person who would be selected out of all the billions on the planet, by the kindly executor of his estate. I expect my check from the Rulers Reliable Bank any day now.
 
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