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Astronomical humor: OPTICALLY GENERATED WEATHER PROBABILITIES

Charlie in Dayton

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OPTICALLY GENERATED WEATHER PROBABILITIES

Per scientific studies performed by amateur astronomers (of course), the duration of the cloud cover/rain/snow is usually a function of the aperture of the objective mirror or lens of newly-purchased optics. The derived formula is as follows:

T = D/10 + 2A +B + U

Where

T = the number of days with clouds, rain, and/or snow
D = the diameter of the objective of the new telescope in millimeters
A = the total number of accessories (except eyepieces) that came with the telescope (i.e., GoTo computer, adapter for camera, etc.)
B = the total number of eyepieces that came with the telescope
U = the time (in days) you spend waiting for the UPS van to show up

NOTE -- the probability of cloudy nights occurring in the U days before your scope arrives is 1/U.

Many occurrences of freak droughts and heatwaves, followed by equally strange floods, have been caused by unsuspecting astronomers ordering an Astro-Physics refractor or a high-end Dob.

Acknowledgment must be made to Dr. Edsel Murphinov of Kiev, Russia, who collected and finalized all the data, and derived the above formula.

-- Maksutov and JohnW, on the BAUTForum

...ain't it the truth?
 

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