Astrology rant...pee your pants funny.

[JLam]

From http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=astrology

Alright, can we all just agree that people can't cast spells and astrology is bulls***? While we're at it, let's stop using the phrase "I'm not religious, I'm spiritual." Every time I hear anyone call themselves "spiritual," it's just after they mention astrology and just before I land a flying elbow to their ovaries (as anyone who believes in astrology is undoubtedly a woman who needs to be punched in the crotch). Most people who read horoscopes also buy into other new age crap like tarot cards and self-healing.

This is one of the funniest things I've read. Check out the rest of the site, too. It comes off as a low-brow version of Swift's "A Modest Proposal." Funny stuff.

 

[El_Spectre]

Most "Spiritual" folks I know use it as (in my opinion) a cop-out, not a new age thing. They want the religious warm fuzzies, but not the rules. BS! Either be religious and follow those rules or become a godless heathen like some of us and have no rules

Side note: a good friend (Christian who breaks a lot of the rules) once said "if I didn't believe in God, I'd be really dangerous".

I responded : "yeah, we call that 'freedom', actually"

 

[Bronze Dog]

Funny. Covers the way I feel pretty well.

 

[Vikram]

The rant was hilarious. Wonderfully non-PC.

 

[Palimpsest]

1,238,727 planets were aligned when this article was written, affecting precisely d*ck.

Heh.

Loved his rant on I, Robot, too. No, I didn't see that shameful dreck. I stayed home and reread the book.

 

[mayday]

That wasn't funny, not even a bit. I guess since it was laced with profanity and a pissy attitude some consider that humorous but it was downright childish to me.

And any idiot who would propose punching a woman in her ovaries (um, and that is not where her "crotch" is, by the way) needs to be castrated. I didn't consider it worth finding out who the brilliant author was but I assume it was a male (an adolescent, nonetheless).

 

[TheBoyPaj]

And any idiot who would propose punching a woman in her ovaries (um, and that is not where her "crotch" is, by the way) needs to be castrated.

What about an idiot who proposes castration? Can you punch them in the ovaries?

 

[Vikram]

What about an idiot who proposes castration? Can you punch them in the ovaries?

Ok. Now that truly made me laugh out loud.

(Edited to add the smileys. The laughing dog by itself did not do justice to the degree of my amusement.)

 

[mayday]

Boy are you easily amused...simple pleasures for simple minds...

 

[Vikram]

Boy are you easily amused...simple pleasures for simple minds...

Yes. You know what else we find amusing? People who make claims and then refuse to post evidence. Of course, that's not as funny as TheBoyPaj's pithy response to you, but it's funny nonetheless.

 

[Donks]

That wasn't funny, not even a bit. I guess since it was laced with profanity and a pissy attitude some consider that humorous but it was downright childish to me.

And any idiot who would propose punching a woman in her ovaries (um, and that is not where her "crotch" is, by the way) needs to be castrated. I didn't consider it worth finding out who the brilliant author was but I assume it was a male (an adolescent, nonetheless).

I take it you've never before been exposed to the greatness that is Maddox and the Best Page in the Universe?

 

[Yahweh]

That wasn't funny, not even a bit. I guess since it was laced with profanity and a pissy attitude some consider that humorous but it was downright childish to me.

And any idiot who would propose punching a woman in her ovaries (um, and that is not where her "crotch" is, by the way) needs to be castrated. I didn't consider it worth finding out who the brilliant author was but I assume it was a male (an adolescent, nonetheless).

Why change your car's oil when your girlfriend can do it for you:

So I was sitting there the other day watching my girlfriend change the oil in my car, and I was getting pissed because she kept struggling when she tried to unscrew the filter. I was even more pissed than usual because I was playing videogames as I supervised her from inside the house, until I finally had to put the controller down and go outside to yell at her.

 

[crocodile deathroll]

Yeah! next time a believer in asstrology asks me what star sign I am, I will tell her(him) I am that finger up one from the link that was provided on the first post.

CDR.

 

[Ribbitalu]

Did anyone inform Kumar about the need for a crotch assault?

 

[voidx]

That wasn't funny, not even a bit. I guess since it was laced with profanity and a pissy attitude some consider that humorous but it was downright childish to me.

And any idiot who would propose punching a woman in her ovaries (um, and that is not where her "crotch" is, by the way) needs to be castrated. I didn't consider it worth finding out who the brilliant author was but I assume it was a male (an adolescent, nonetheless).

You make a point about a comment made. And then in the very next sentence you hypocritically demonstrate your point by making the exact same type of comment.

That's talent.

 

[Hawk one]

That wasn't funny, not even a bit. I guess since it was laced with profanity and a pissy attitude some consider that humorous but it was downright childish to me.

So your idea of funny is to make a thread where you act smug, arrogant, and bring up a pissy attitude? The kind where you try to put in some poor sarcasm in the thread title because you think that nobody's heard of the effects that can make a pendulum swing without any apparent movement?

Gee, I guess that's much more mature than maddox. By the way, have you read up on the ideomotor effect yet? Or are you too busy trolling?

 

[jmercer]

mayday's still a troll. Still a poor one. And probably a sock puppet, to boot.

 

[Phaycops]

I dunno, I have to say I found the comment regarding women who believe in astrology needing a punch in the ovaries (or "crotch"? which is it???) fairly offensive. And I don't get offended by a whole lot. It just reeks of adolescent sexism. I didn't even bother to read the rest of it. Thanks for the reminder that sexism still exists, I guess.

 

[phildonnia]

Seriously now;

Is there a correlation between belief in astrology and posession of ovaries? The common wisdom says there is, but I don't exactly have the statistics here in front of me.

 

[Vikram]

Seriously now;

Is there a correlation between belief in astrology and posession of ovaries? The common wisdom says there is, but I don't exactly have the statistics here in front of me.

I seriously doubt that gullibility has anything whatsoever to do with gender.