April Stundie Award Final Finals, Finally!

Vote for the best Stundie of April

  • 1) What could humans have in common?

    Votes: 44 50.6%
  • 2) Hearts. How the **** do they work?

    Votes: 5 5.7%
  • 3) All movies prepare us for the future.

    Votes: 13 14.9%
  • 4) North Korea, land of myth!

    Votes: 19 21.8%
  • 5) Steel can't bend

    Votes: 14 16.1%
  • 6) Force-----> <------Stupid

    Votes: 26 29.9%
  • 7) Planets, maybe they exist

    Votes: 29 33.3%
  • 8) Viruses, just fungi now

    Votes: 10 11.5%
  • 9) King Kong was real

    Votes: 28 32.2%
  • 10) Vacines beat a zillion dollars

    Votes: 12 13.8%
  • 11) Noah's Ark of elemental rainbow fun

    Votes: 18 20.7%
  • 12) Photon atmosphere

    Votes: 26 29.9%
  • 13) Stop giving me an answer!

    Votes: 40 46.0%
  • 14) Babies and guns

    Votes: 16 18.4%
  • 15) Bomb marathon for Elton John

    Votes: 16 18.4%
  • 16) High Fructose corn Hafnium

    Votes: 10 11.5%
  • 17) Moon much bright, sun dim

    Votes: 16 18.4%
  • 18) Gay marriage means no more wedding bands

    Votes: 14 16.1%
  • 19) No, can't exist so stop asking for it!

    Votes: 19 21.8%
  • 20) Deportion name list

    Votes: 19 21.8%

  • Total voters
    87
  • Poll closed .

Travis

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Sorry it took so long to get these up this month. May always seems to be when I am hit with a busy schedule, illness and other issues. No one ever said Travis was without issues.

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Yeah, what could humans possibly have in common with each other?
What genetic commonality do Japanese, British, French, Polish, American autistic toddlers have? NONE. NONE. NONE. NONE. NONE.
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Yes, it is a big question for anyone that thinks simple muscle powered pumps are magic.
Even in an expanding Earth theory, where the age of dinosaurs would have featured a smaller Earth, there would apparently be a big question about how some of these monsters' hearts could possibly operate against gravity and get blood up to their heads towering above.
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That does it. In light of this revelation I will make sure I keep myself away from salt water/wishing machines lest I undergo a Splash/Big type transformation.
I have come to the point in my thinking that when I see a theme or event being pushed by Hollywood and the news media I assume it is for some social engineering purpose. It has become automatic for me. In my view these entities do not produce anything purely for entertainment or informational purposes. And, for me that is the case whether the motive is clearly apparent or not.

In some cases the motive becomes clearer in time. For example, the motive for the 1970s movie “The Towering Inferno” was not at all clear when it was released but it certainly is today. The same could be said for many other popular Hollywood & news media topics such as the assassinations of the 1960s, the terrorist-themed media crapola of the 1970s/80s/90s and so on. The perps evidently work with a long lead time in their psy-ops that seems to run about 50 years or more.
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If I can accept that tacos don't exist then believing Mexico is fictitious is not such a great stretch!
now it seems to me that if nuclear bombs don't exist,
nuke hoax.
nuke-lies forums.
then north korea not existing (as represented to us) is no great stretch.
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Well, since we started making swords. But maybe swordsmiths were in on it too.
Since when did steel beams bend without ripping at the joints?
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Can force be countered with equal and opposite stupid?
You don't understand conservation of momentum, then.

In a collision between two objects...

Force ------> equals exactly
<------ Force

In the scenario being discussed, an airplane imparting a force in the northerly direction (having impacted the south face of WTC 2 as it was moving north) would have resulted in plane parts and debris traveling in the southerly direction. This was not seen.

Conservation of momentum doesn't mean the plane keeps going.
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That's right. Going outside at night and looking up is just way too much work.
This Saturn image has always bugged me. Just to be able to get the entire planet in frame, let alone focused,the camera would have to be so far away as to render the image, well, unimaginable. The lighting is also entirely unbelievable. Do these planets even exist? We'll have to take their word for it...
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Who can be scared of Ebola when it is just pissed off mushrooms?
all viruses are defined as spores, spores are the seeds of fungus, fungi can change its fruiting bodies and affects by using different sub-straights
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That's right, in a bid for realism the makers of King Kong (1976) decided to really have a giant ape climb the WTC towers and do battle with helicopters. However Jessica Lange was entirely a special effect.
The Twin Towers melted because they were made of a lot of glass.....unlike the Empire State Building that is made more of thick concrete.

When King Kong climbed the WTC in the remake of the eponymously named movie, you could see the tower bend from the great apes weight.

The Twin Towers were always considered good looking, but architecturally weak.
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Or, since every nation ahead of the USA on that list use vaccines more, maybe it is because we decided to spend a zillion (I assume this a 1 followed by six thousand zeros) dollars on only one brand of research.
Bottom line. The US is spending a zillion dollars on medical care, much more per person than any other country.


Yet life expectancy is 40th and infant mortality is 34th.

Something is counterproductive to our medical efforts.

That something is vaccines.
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Wait, what about potassium? I wanna hear about the ionic salt rains that Noah had to deal with.
When water-containing space debris entered earth proto-atmoshere, it heated up and released vapors. That's how the earth kept acquiring H2O cloud cover. You can see nitrogen N, oxygen O, hydrogen H and Argon Ar in "NOaH Ark" and that points toward the composition of our present atmosphere excepting the hydrogen:
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My suggestion is to start by first looking into what a photon is.
Id like to add something that i heard, which i believe is a fact; there is no atmosphere in space. We are told this, that means no photons, something needed to take pictures. It should be pretty clear, if we see a pic on the moon, its fake.

Has anyone else ever thought of this?

What i heard could be wrong, i want to do more research on it.
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This is like a Monty Python sketch. "Will you stop telling me why cars explode. I want you to explain how cars explode!"
no one is going to be bothered trying to explain failure mechanisms of structures to someone like you
good because I am not interested in failure mechanism of structures. I am interested in precisely what caused those towers to fail
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An armed fetus probably also wouldn't want to be born. I mean things are pretty comfy in that womb.
If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted
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1) Bomb marathon
2) ????
3) All the kids bought by Elton John
I suspect it [Boston Marathon Bombing] is part of the homosexual agenda to jam gay surrogacy statutes down our throats. So homosexual lifestyle choosers can buy kids and deny them a mother just like Elton John is guilty of doing.
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Actually Hf is Hafnium. Mercury is Hg. Poor Hafnium never gets any respect.
Many of the packaged “food” in the grocery stores contain GMO’s, and sodium aluminum sulfate; after doing a bit of research I unintentionally came across the fact that aluminum is poison for the mind. Further research has proven this to be fact. Much if not all of the High Fructose Corn Syrup is or contains mercury (and the periodic table of elements has Mercury labelled as HF,funny coincidence?).
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Yes, moon is brighter than darken sky sun that shine down on it much time.
If doesn't matter about the exposure setting, if the setting was the problem, there wouldn't have been any pictures on the moon that they claimed the went to. It would've been too bright to take pictures, because the surface of the moon at pointblank range is brighter than the sun in the lunar darken sky without any atmospheric hinderance.
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Screw waiting around for gay marriage to be legal. If there are lots of heterosexual married men who are this fragile I'm gonna start asking them all about their "hubby" now.
There is always this question of how homosexual marriage can hurt heterosexual marriage. I have an answer.

Given that the homosexual male community seems 5 times as large as its actual numbers through faux drama and being more outrageous than outraged, and given that BOTH males in such a marriage will be wearing their wonderful wedding rings, I submit that the second or third time some heterosexual man is asked about HIS HUBBY that his ring is coming off and no amount of whining or threats by his wife will get him to wear it again.

It’s going to undermine the perception of marriage of the very men which the institution counts on to uphold it.
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I bet this is a person who thinks the "stop" sign means to never move again. After all it doesn't say "stop, then go again."
No Parking. No is an adverb which modifies the verb parking, then they put a box around it so it is in an enclosed area and can't be considered because it is a lie in the first place. No is a negative condition so how do you "NO" park. You cannot create a negative condition of state, where is the fact. How can you pay a fine for a "NO" fact?
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Exactly. So when do we start deporting all the Josephs from America for being named after a giant mass murder?
For starters, why would our government have admitted the Tsarnaev family whose son was named Tamerlan? That should have been a red alert because that is the name of one of the world’s notorious mass murderers, a 14th-century Central Asian warlord named Tamerlan, who killed about 17 million people.
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And what won last month?

Why this beauty:
And I am a straight male so why should I ever agree with another male being gay? That would make me gay


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Bout time :p

Number 13 gotta be a winner :D

Edit: 6 is a stunner also
 
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That list was certainly worth waiting for! I tried to limit myself to five, I really did, but in the end there were just too many deserving noms: 1, 6, 11, 13, 15, 17.
 
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13 all the way.

"I am not interested in failure mechanism of structures. I am interested in precisely what caused those towers to fail"

:dl: :dl: :dl: :dl: :dl:
 
I'm limiting myself to three choices - 1 (if I had to pick just one, this would be it), 6, and 13 - although 7 and 9 are also profound.
 
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This Saturn image has always bugged me. Just to be able to get the entire planet in frame, let alone focused,the camera would have to be so far away as to render the image, well, unimaginable. The lighting is also entirely unbelievable. Do these planets even exist? We'll have to take their word for it...
Please. Please be a troll.
 

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