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is not a radish
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My Randi voodoo doll arrived today, and the very first thing I did was stick all three pins into his skull. If he's feeling even the slightest throb*, the million bucks is mine.
* Or, if he gets a headache next week, or hears someone else mention they have or once had a headache, or any ache experience in the head (e.g. tooth) or any part of the body directly or indirectly connected to the head (e.g. back, foot). On the chance that the insertion of pins actually has a curative effect, the complete opposite of my previous statement will also be sufficient proof to award me the million.
* Or, if he gets a headache next week, or hears someone else mention they have or once had a headache, or any ache experience in the head (e.g. tooth) or any part of the body directly or indirectly connected to the head (e.g. back, foot). On the chance that the insertion of pins actually has a curative effect, the complete opposite of my previous statement will also be sufficient proof to award me the million.