Maurice: Mr. Hickory, your views are a little extreme. Plus, I don't believe there are theme parks in Alabama.
John: Then they should stop commin' down my way and build Redneck Land or whatever. D#mn redneck hicks ain't got no class! My views ain't extreme, mister, they're common sense, and what a lot of people would say if they had the guts. If you let people immigrate here from all over the so-called "United States", guess what? There's no more room! We'll be piled on top of each other like they are in Australia. What we're going to do soon is build a river... A river of freedom. A river of hope. A river which runs from coast to coast that cuts us off from the 47 states of wastrels and bad influcences to the north. We are going to cut Florida off from the mainland of our oppressors and float out to sea. Then, the nation of Florida will be free to start over. There're be no long-a## lines at the Long Flume or Pirate Ship ride when I take over! You and the kids will be able to ride the rides all day! We will have a rollercoaster for each and every Florida family!
Maurice: You know, you're bordering on treason. What you are saying is a very naughty thing, and only because here on Pressing Issues do we believe so whole-heartedly in "free speech" are we allowing it.
John: It's the truth, my friend, the d#mn truth, and before you start I am not a racist. I hate everybody irrelevant of other issues, but I especially hate yankees! By which I mean anyone from Georgia or further north. Build your own theme parks, buy your own sun, grow your own d#mn mosquito-infested swamp, pal! We're going to build ourselves a river! FBI, CI- I don't give a d#mn! They can't stop us. You, Shrub! You yellow-bellied, tie-wearing, bribe-takin' hypocrit! What have you done for Vice City up there in Washington?
