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Another Side of Sharon's Stroke

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Far-right activists took credit Thursday for the severe deterioration in Ariel Sharon's health, claiming that a pulsa denura - Aramaic for "lashes of fire" - death curse they instigated against the prime minister in July was the real catalyst behind his current state of health.


"I take full responsibility for what happened," far-right activist Baruch Ben-Yosef, one of the participants at the July pulsa denura, told The Jerusalem Post. "Our pulsa denura kicked in. Nothing could kill Sharon and he said his ancestors lived until they over 100 years old but we got him with the pulsa denura."


On Wednesday night, Ben-Yosef and additional far-right activists gathered in the Samaria settlement of Kfar Tapuah to honor Binyamin Kahane - son of Meir Kahane - and his wife Talya who were murdered by Palestinian terrorists exactly five years ago. Upon hearing the news of Sharon's stroke, Ben-Yosef said, the group broke out in song and dance and celebrated the prime minister's fall throughout the night.


On Thursday, the activists said it was not a coincidence that Sharon fell gravely ill the same day as Kahane's murder. "There is a judge in this world," Ben-Gvir said. "[Prime minister] Yitzhak Rabin was killed on the fifth anniversary of Meir Kahane's murder and Sharon fell ill on the anniversary of Binyamin Kahane's murder."
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I think anyone who thinks that Sharon is/was too left-wing is a little scary.
 
Well, he had moved to the center lately. But yeah, the Kahanites are scary, scary mofos.

In other news, when I was eight I told my grandmother that I hate her and I hope she dies. 20 or so years later, she did. I feel badly about causing that. :rolleyes:
 
Wasn't that curse supposed to activate within a certain period, or else the people who released it would be killed by God?

Wasn't that activation period much, much shorter than the span between July and early January of the next year?
 
Hmmmmm

"I take full responsibility for what happened," far-right activist Baruch Ben-Yosef, one of the participants at the July pulsa denura, told The Jerusalem Post. "Our pulsa denura kicked in. Nothing could kill Sharon and he said his ancestors lived until they over 100 years old but we got him with the pulsa denura."

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It seems as though the Israeli's already have the capability to take care of their little "Palestinian problem." Why aren't they using the "pulsa denura" against Hamas leaders if it's so effective? No, instead they target their own politician who doesn't align himself perfectly with their ideals.

Too bad Sharon doesn't have the Captain Woo combination denura-detractor and secret decoder ring!
 
"Angels of distruction will hit him. He is damned wherever he goes. His soul will instantly leave his body...and he will not survive a month. Dark will be his path and God's angel will chase him. A disaster he has never experienced will beget him and all curses known in the Torah will apply to him. I deliver to you, the angels of wrath and ire, Yitzhak, the son of Rosa Rabin, that you may smother him and the specter of him, and cast him into hed, and dry up his wealth, and plague his thoughts, and scatter his mind that he may be steadily diminished until he reaches his death. Put to death the cursed Yitzhak. May he be damned, damned, damned!"

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Very cool.
 
Well, the curse is supposed to work within the year, so I suppose that holds.

Of course, he's not dead yet...
 
It's so nice to see that some Israelis and some Palestinians can agree totally on something...:id: :i:

I thought Death Curses were something that Gypsies (Romany) folks did? When did the Hebrews pick up this habit from?
 
Hutch said:
It's so nice to see that some Israelis and some Palestinians can agree totally on something...:id: :i:

I thought Death Curses were something that Gypsies (Romany) folks did? When did the Hebrews pick up this habit from?
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"Angels of distruction will hit him. He is damned wherever he goes. His soul will instantly leave his body...and he will not survive a month. Dark will be his path and God's angel will chase him. A disaster he has never experienced will beget him and all curses known in the Torah will apply to him. I deliver to you, the angels of wrath and ire, Hutch, the son of Mrs. Hutch, that you may smother him and the specter of him, and cast him into hed, and dry up his wealth, and plague his thoughts, and scatter his mind that he may be steadily diminished until he reaches his death. Put to death the cursed Hutch. May he be damned, damned, damned!"

Nothing personal, I just want to see if it works.

How do you feel?
 
Darat said:
I'm just waiting for the Dali Lama to pipe up and claim responsibility.
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I figured for Mr Lama to restore Mr Rabin to his former glory. He's got to have as much power as the voodoo artists. Or maybe Madonna could wrap a red string around Rabin....
 
Hutch said:
I thought Death Curses were something that Gypsies (Romany) folks did? When did the Hebrews pick up this habit from?
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Heh. These guys are Jewish the way snake handler sects are Christian. Definitely "in" when you're the census is counting who is what religion but on the far far reaches theology-wise. Think Kabbalah without Madonna and all the nice-nice stuff.
 
Ed said:
"Angels of distruction will hit him. He is damned wherever he goes. His soul will instantly leave his body...and he will not survive a month. Dark will be his path and God's angel will chase him. A disaster he has never experienced will beget him and all curses known in the Torah will apply to him. I deliver to you, the angels of wrath and ire, Hutch, the son of Mrs. Hutch, that you may smother him and the specter of him, and cast him into hed, and dry up his wealth, and plague his thoughts, and scatter his mind that he may be steadily diminished until he reaches his death. Put to death the cursed Hutch. May he be damned, damned, damned!"

Nothing personal, I just want to see if it works.

How do you feel?
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Didn't that old witch Sylvia try something like this on Randi?? Or remember the guy who was going to pray that we all be blinded? (woah; that last one seems to be gradually happening... :eek: )

-z
 
Cleon said:
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I think anyone who thinks that Sharon is/was too left-wing is a little scary.
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These Kahanites make the news a lot. As near as I can tell, there are about 50 of them, and every time someone wants to show how crazy and extremists settlers are, somebody goes and interviews them.

Kind of like an Israeli/Jewish version of Reverend Phelps.
 
The difference is that Phelps thinks the world will go to Hell if we don't institute the laws he wishes, and these people think Israel will go to Hell if they stop doing the things they wish.
 
Melendwyr said:
The difference is that Phelps thinks the world will go to Hell if we don't institute the laws he wishes, and these people think Israel will go to Hell if they stop doing the things they wish.
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The very fact that they prayed for Sharon's death is a contradiction of what you said.
 
They prayed for Sharon to go to Hell because lately he's been enacting some (minor) changes away from their ideal theocratic society.

I hate to think what these people would do if you actually made a major change, like abolishing the Law of Return. (They'd probably start strapping bombs to retarded children and telling them God will forgive all their sins if they kill the inf... I mean, heretics.)
 
Mel, I think you're conflating a few things. The Kahanists are pretty much one-issue people. They don't focus so much - if at all - on the theocratic bits. That would probably be a "day-after" issue for them. Before thinking about any of it seriously they'd have to come close to fulfilling their dream of ridding "Greater Israel" of Arabs.
 
rikzilla said:
Didn't that old witch Sylvia try something like this on Randi?? Or remember the guy who was going to pray that we all be blinded? (woah; that last one seems to be gradually happening... :eek: )

-z
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Presbyopia? I hope nothing more!

(and we all get old, I have three sets of glasses now, one for reading, one for 'puter's and one for driving.)

Age, not for the weak.
 
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