Anna Nicole Smith & George W. Bush

[Mephisto]

Since I don't usually take conspiracy theories very seriously, I thought someone might as well start the rumor by continuing the parallels.

Anna Nicole Smith Rumored to Be Having Affair with President Bush

Think about it - Anna Nicole was often compared to Marilyn Monroe. They both once posed for Playboy, they both had problems with drugs, they both had a turbulent love life, they both had affairs with powerful and influential men and they both died young under mysterious circumstances. Marilyn Monroe was rumored to have had a love affair with J.F.K. which (some believe) resulted in the mysterious and tragic end of her life.

Although Anna Nicole Smith never sang "Happy Birthday" to President George W. Bush, I have it on good authority that she has actually sung the song before. Here's further proof:

• Anna Nicole Smith knew of the events of 9/11 - George W. Bush has 11 letters.

• Anna Nicole Smith became rich by marrying a billionaire - George W. Bush became rich because of his family.

• Anna Nicole Smith had big boobs - President Bush and Vice-President Cheney ARE big boobs.

• Anna Nicole Smith gained fame by letting others photograph her bush - President Bush gets photographed everywhere he goes.

• Anna Nicole Smith was at the heart of many men's fantasies by suggesting she loved dick - President Bush loves Dick Cheney from the bottom of his heart.

• Anna Nicole Smith was never a "mental-giant," but somehow won the support of the comman man - ditto, President Bush.

• Anna Nicole Smith didn't know a thing about Iraq, WMD or the possibility of civil war breaking out between Iraqi factions resulting in the deaths of thousands of American soldiers and innocent Iraqi citizens - ditto President Bush.

• Anna Nicole Smith has never been seen inside the White House after hours - Jeff Gannon (fake journalist, purveyor of gay "military" website and gay prostitute) moved in and out of the White House after hours without attracting attention.

• Anna Nicole Smith was "Da Bomb" when she was young - George W. Bush ignores Nuclear Proliferation Treaty in order to research tactical nukes.

 

[Darth Rotor]

Good post. I chuckled with glee.

Note:

• Anna Nicole Smith had big boobs - President Bush and Vice-President Cheney ARE big boobs.

Variation on an old joke: The three biggest boobs in Tennesee?

Dolly Parton and Al Gore.

DR

 

[Mephisto]

Good post. I chuckled with glee.

Note:

Variation on an old joke: The three biggest boobs in Tennesee?

Dolly Parton and Al Gore.

DR

Thanks, DR

Incidentally, sorry about the football players thread - I didn't mean to paint them all with such a broad brush. What can I say, I was picked on as a kid.

 

[ConspiRaider]

Thanks, DR

Incidentally, sorry about the football players thread - I didn't mean to paint them all with such a broad brush. What can I say, I was picked on as a kid.

I hear ya on that one, Meph, about the football players. I hope, in your previously mentioned thread, that you were as insulting and derogatory to school jocks as can possibly be imagined.

I also had a helluva time in school. The most evil and sadistic tormentors? By a long shot, the sports guys. The football players. It's as if they were monsters - not human by any reasonable standards. The absolute glee on their faces as they bullied and tormented those who were smaller and weaker was quite something to witness.

 

[Regnad Kcin]

• Anna Nicole Smith...moved in and out...

[Beavis & Butthead]

Heh.

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[NoZed Avenger]

How long until the astronaut/diaper story is turned into an operation where the victim -- who had seen the space-based beam weapons used on 9/11, say -- had to be silenced?

 

[ConspiRaider]

How long until the astronaut/diaper story is turned into an operation where the victim -- who had seen the space-based beam weapons used on 9/11, say -- had to be silenced?

Yes. An anagram of her name is telling:

Lisa Marie Nowak

is really

NWO Ails Amerika

She knows. Everything.